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Old 05-29-2006, 10:27 AM
Johnny#5 Johnny#5 is offline
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Default NICE HAND YOU [censored] SMACKTARD

Posted in plain text b/c for whatever reason UBB code is disabled. Seat 6 is still a bedwetter.


7 Card Stud *High* ($1/$2), Ante $0.25, Bring-In $0.50

Hero (Seat 1): $92.50
AAA (Seat 2): $20.25
BBB (Seat 3): $132
CCC (Seat 5): $55
Douchebag (Seat 6): $25.75
DDD (Seat 7): $55.50
EEE (Seat 8): $31.75

*3rd Street* - (1.75 SB)

Hero: Kd Kc 7h___calls
AAA: xx xx 3s___folds
BBB: xx xx 2h___*brings-in*___calls
CCC: xx xx 9s___calls___calls
Douchebag: xx xx Ts___calls___calls
DDD: xx xx As___completes
EEE: xx xx 8s___folds

*4th Street* - (6.75 SB)

Hero: Kd Kc 7h 7d___*double bets*
BBB: xx xx 2h Td___folds
CCC: xx xx 9s 4s___folds
Douchebag: xx xx Ts Qc___calls
EEE: xx xx As 7s___calls

*5th Street* - (6.38 BB)

Hero: Kd Kc 7h 7d 7c___*bets*
Douchebag: xx xx Ts Qc Jh___calls
EEE: xx xx As 7s Qh___folds

*6th Street* - (8.38 BB)

Hero: Kd Kc 7h 7d 7c Ad___*bets*___raises
Douchebag: xx xx Ts Qc Jh Th___raises___calls

*River* - (14.38 BB)

Hero: Kd Kc 7h 7d 7c Ad 6c___*bets*
Douchebag xx xx Ts Qc Jh Th xx___calls

*Total pot:* (16.38 BB)

Results:

Main Pot: $31.75 | Rake: $1

Hero: [ Kd Kc 7h 7d 7c Ad 6c ] [ a full house, Sevens full of kings -- Kd,Kc,7h,7d,7c ]

Douchebag: [ 6h Tc Ts Qc Jh Th 6s ] [ a full house, Tens full of sixes -- Tc,Ts,Th,6h,6s ]

The brain-dead ass-spelunker chases me down when I'm showing open trips and just calls when he finally runner-runners me and catches up. How [censored] ghey.
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Old 05-29-2006, 10:30 AM
Dan BRIGHT Dan BRIGHT is offline
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Default Re: NICE HAND YOU [censored] SMACKTARD

Holy [censored] like half the deck was dealt out. I have no idea whats going on.
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Old 05-29-2006, 11:45 AM
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Default Re: NICE HAND YOU [censored] SMACKTARD

be happy you have good enough game selection that your table mates will chase your OPEN TRIPS down with one pair.
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Old 05-29-2006, 12:38 PM
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Default Re: NICE HAND YOU [censored] SMACKTARD

hahaha

this hand is sort of hilarious
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Old 05-29-2006, 01:10 PM
Johnny#5 Johnny#5 is offline
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Default Re: NICE HAND YOU [censored] SMACKTARD

Yeah this guy was bad enough that you could put him on exactly trip 10s when he raised on sixth, hence the reraise. He did manange to leave with a little money though, how I have no idea.
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Old 05-29-2006, 01:24 PM
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Default Re: NICE HAND YOU [censored] SMACKTARD

This would annoy me too..However you must admit that it's almost standard for 1/2 stud. My guess is, he never even glanced at your upcards, these guys don't know what's going on.
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Old 05-29-2006, 01:30 PM
Johnny#5 Johnny#5 is offline
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Well, I admit I've seen a fair amount of stupidity at 1/2 stud, but I've never seen anyone chase down open trips on 5th without at least some sort of draw like 2 pair or a 4-flush or something. At the time it was so bad it was funny and you couldn't really be that mad heh. He drew out on someone else later and the table derided him and he left.
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