Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[bennyhana]

ok, nevermind. my shizzle is nothing. that sucks ass.

that's why i hate nl.

[Xylocain]

Im drunkern and chasing losses at PS Welsh II 0.01/0.02 NL [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] I stacked some dude twice already.

Please feel free to stop by and berate my aspiring NL play

[Harv72b]

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Hi Mr. Aaron W. sir. That sure is some bad variance in those hands. You could have saved a bet on the turn in hand #5 I bet.

Oh, and I of course am speaking as an advanced awesome master super pwnage pro soulreading badass poker player.

I think I have lerned how to win in this minbet poker hold them game:

Everest Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25./$0.5
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 23BB
Hero screams "NUTS, BITCH".

AMIDOINITRITEYET?

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I'd have raised the turn, especially given that we're going to river teh nuts.

[OrigamiSensei]

Hmm. 1000th post and using it in the NC thread. Probably an accurate reflection of my value to the forum... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Anyway, just got back from my regular home tournament. Finished first for the tidy sum of $371 on a $30 buy-in plus a $20 rebuy. Unlike my usual tournament demeanor of survival tonight was take no prisoners win it all or die in the attempt pokah. Definitely some luck involved but I pulled off some audacious moves as well. It's a good thing because I have to rebuild my live bankroll after my wife took $1000 bucks from it without permission and without informing me.

Meanwhile my online situation is less good. I have lost roughly a third of my bankroll in the last couple of weeks, mostly from a stab at 2/4 where variance jumped up and bit me in the butt hard and then some badly played sessions at 1/2. I think I need to retool my game a bit and I'll be looking in the stox book for guidance.

[knockonwood]

hahaha....on life tilt..no monies lol!!!!!!!!

[bennyhana]

2/4....are the games still good?

Full Tilt 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">Button 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP2 caps</font>, CO calls, Button calls, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (30.50 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(7 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls, Button calls, BB calls.

Turn: (18.75 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(7 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, CO folds, Button folds.

River: (22.75 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP2 folds.

Final Pot: 24.75 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 8h 2s (three of a kind, eights).
UTG+1 has 5h Ah (two pair, aces and eights).
Outcome: BB wins 24.75 BB. </font>

[Dr. Matt]

Ozi... as I see it, you could either be right... or you could be happy, just like every other argument with your wife.

I hope you went with happy.

[Fadook]

Just played a few hands in a weird game. A private (but open to public) 3-handed .25/5 table with the description "NO MANIACS !!! OK? FOR BONUS CLEARING". The idea seemed to be: see loads of flops cheaply, then play really weak-tight. The table creator assured me this was the best way to clear a bonus. At one point he told me to keep betting because he would call down. Not sure if this is kosher and it was all too dumb, so I left.

[Xylocain]

:g:

Fold flop, as played, c/r turn. nh.

[bennyhana]

isn't it time for a micro well?

i nominate:
harv
buzz (the procastinator)
ozi
tyler