Youd think after playing 10k hands today Full Tilt would gimme a break

[snowbank]

brag: poker is easy
beat: i can't not get sucked out on today
variance: i've played over 10,000 hands today


Seat 1: Suckr4blackjack ($213.80)
Seat 2: AAtiltedme ($449.50)
Seat 3: hard2tel ($410)
Seat 4: hAAppy Monkey ($400)
Seat 5: NocturnalshadoW ($401.80)
Seat 6: HERO ($388)
AAtiltedme posts the small blind of $2
hard2tel posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Kh Kd]
hAAppy Monkey folds
NocturnalshadoW folds
HERO raises to $14
Suckr4blackjack folds
AAtiltedme calls $12
hard2tel calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Qd Kc Qc]
AAtiltedme checks
hard2tel checks
HERO bets $32
AAtiltedme folds
hard2tel calls $32
*** TURN *** [Qd Kc Qc] [Ac]
hard2tel checks
HERO bets $69
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel has requested TIME
hard2tel calls $69
*** RIVER *** [Qd Kc Qc Ac] [8d]
hard2tel checks
HERO bets $273, and is all in
hard2tel calls $273
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HERO shows [Kh Kd] a full house, Kings full of Queens
hard2tel shows [Jc Tc] a Royal Flush
hard2tel wins the pot ($787) with a Royal Flush
HERO is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $790 | Rake $3
Board: [Qd Kc Qc Ac 8d]
Seat 1: Suckr4blackjack (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: AAtiltedme (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: hard2tel (big blind) showed [Jc Tc] and won ($787) with a Royal Flush
Seat 4: hAAppy Monkey didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: NocturnalshadoW didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: HERO showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Queens

2 minutes later, same villain

Seat 1: Colasanti ($231.80)
Seat 2: HERO ($1,569.10)
Seat 3: 78Morrow ($496.60)
Seat 4: hard2tel ($483.30)
Seat 6: jusmoney ($192.25)
hard2tel posts the small blind of $2
jusmoney posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [9d Ts]
Colasanti folds
HERO raises to $14
78Morrow folds
hard2tel calls $12
jusmoney folds
*** FLOP *** [8s 6s 7s]
hard2tel bets $26
HERO has 15 seconds left to act
HERO raises to $89
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel raises to $236
HERO raises to $1,555.10, and is all in
hard2tel: fantastic
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel calls $233.30, and is all in
HERO shows [9d Ts]
hard2tel shows [8c 8h]
Uncalled bet of $1,085.80 returned to HERO
*** TURN *** [8s 6s 7s] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [8s 6s 7s 6c] [7h]
HERO shows a straight, Ten high
hard2tel shows a full house, Eights full of Sevens
hard2tel wins the pot ($967.60) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $970.60 | Rake $3
Board: [8s 6s 7s 6c 7h]
Seat 1: Colasanti didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: HERO showed [9d Ts] and lost with a straight, Ten high
Seat 3: 78Morrow (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: hard2tel (small blind) showed [8c 8h] and won ($967.60) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
Seat 6: jusmoney (big blind) folded before the Flop

[JSmith2007]

Are you +/- for these 10k hands you speak of?

[wems]

feel same way as op

[thac]

[ QUOTE ]
feel same way as op

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Me too except only 3500 hands

[snowbank]

[ QUOTE ]
Are you +/- for these 10k hands you speak of?

[/ QUOTE ]

let's be real. takes more than 37 really bad beats to hold a true gangster down.

[snowbank]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3979378936: Table Artesia (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:20:50 ET - 2007/10/27
Seat 2: Coronas08 ($82.85)
Seat 3: Agraz23 ($186.30)
Seat 5: HERO ($1,304.95)
HERO posts the small blind of $2
Coronas08 has 5 seconds left to act
Coronas08 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Kh Ac]
Agraz23 calls $4
HERO raises to $22
Coronas08 calls $18
Agraz23 folds
*** FLOP *** [4s 5h 8h]
HERO bets $32
Coronas08 calls $32
*** TURN *** [4s 5h 8h] [9s]
HERO bets $112
Coronas08 calls $28.85, and is all in
HERO shows [Kh Ac]
Coronas08 shows [Ad 9d]
Uncalled bet of $83.15 returned to HERO
*** RIVER *** [4s 5h 8h 9s] [8s]
HERO shows a pair of Eights
Coronas08 shows two pair, Nines and Eights
Coronas08 wins the pot ($168.70) with two pair, Nines and Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $169.70 | Rake $1
Board: [4s 5h 8h 9s 8s]
Seat 2: Coronas08 (big blind) showed [Ad 9d] and won ($168.70) with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 3: Agraz23 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: HERO (small blind) showed [Kh Ac] and lost with a pair of Eights


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11,367 hands in these guys continue to boggle my mind and take my money at the same time

[A_C_Slater]

Wow in hand 1 villian had the discipline to check it to OP. He just knows his man so well.

[adanthar]

wow I thought hard2tel was waaaaay better than hand 1

[snowbank]

12,000 hands in, keeps getting more fun. Been all-in with AA vs TT pf 3 times tonight and lost all 3.

Seat 1: IbetILost ($309)
Seat 2: ricardimovic ($146.50)
Seat 3: HERO ($1,913.55)
Seat 4: KpKelly ($512.80)
Seat 5: 529TCB ($407.20)
Seat 6: GulahPapyrus ($1,030.60)
ricardimovic posts the small blind of $2
HERO posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [As Ah]
KpKelly raises to $12.80
529TCB calls $12.80
GulahPapyrus has 15 seconds left to act
GulahPapyrus is sitting out
GulahPapyrus has timed out
GulahPapyrus folds
IbetILost calls $12.80
ricardimovic calls $10.80
HERO raises to $79
KpKelly has 15 seconds left to act
GulahPapyrus has returned
KpKelly folds
529TCB has 15 seconds left to act
529TCB raises to $407.20, and is all in
IbetILost folds
ricardimovic folds
HERO calls $328.20
529TCB shows [Ts Td]
HERO shows [As Ah]
*** FLOP *** [Js Tc 8d]
*** TURN *** [Js Tc 8d] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Js Tc 8d 5c] [2h]
529TCB shows three of a kind, Tens
HERO shows a pair of Aces
529TCB wins the pot ($849.80) with three of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $852.80 | Rake $3
Board: [Js Tc 8d 5c 2h]
Seat 1: IbetILost (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ricardimovic (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: HERO (big blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: KpKelly folded before the Flop
Seat 5: 529TCB showed [Ts Td] and won ($849.80) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: GulahPapyrus didn't bet (folded)

[Gap23Razor]

how many hours did you play?

if you played 12 hours you would need to play almost 14 hands per minute to get to 10,000