Sure Fire +EV Bet At The Casino

[donger]

Just get hammered in a 2/4 LHE game. It's way more entertaining than slots and +EV in itself (not counting the drinks) to almost anyone with an IQ over 65.

When your alcohol consumption results in an effective < 65 IQ, switch to slots.

[PocketJokers72]

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I had a buddy from college who was notoriously tight. He would get $10 worth of quarters (LOL, back when machines took quarters) and put them in a bucket. When the waitress walked by, he would put one coin in, pull the handle, and order a drink. When she came back with the drink, he would put another quarter in the slot. Tip: $0.50

So his drink cost $1.00 if he didn't get anything back on his two slot pulls. While the rest of us were blowing our bankrolls, he would just hang out waiting for $1 drinks.

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this guy might be the least balla person i've ever read about

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I believe the term you are looking for is "Budget Balla".

[jafeather]

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Penny or nickle slots played slowly with 1 bet and 1 line at a time. $.20-$1.50 per hour = 6 free drinks. you can recheck my math but it's pretty spot on.

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give her a buck and tell her to be back in five minutes and she will be back in four. so add a buck per drink.

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Just get hammered in a 2/4 LHE game.

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Best "drinking game" since thumper.

[zuluking]

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Just get hammered in a 2/4 LHE game.

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Best "drinking game" since thumper.

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If not 2/4 limit, then Pai Gow for sure. The best casino drinking game EVER!

[Scorcho]

Nah, the real budget balla move is to hang out at the edge of the Keno lounge that happens to be near a cocktail waitress station and stare off into space while you hold someone else's (losing) keno ticket in your hand and wait for the endless supply of drinks.

Somehow this is better than the slow painful death of 1 penny/1 line slot machines play.

[rafiki]

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Nah, the real budget balla move is to hang out at the edge of the Keno lounge that happens to be near a cocktail waitress station and stare off into space while you hold someone else's (losing) keno ticket in your hand and wait for the endless supply of drinks.

Somehow this is better than the slow painful death of 1 penny/1 line slot machines play.

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Hahaha omg that is too funny. I don't know why we never thought of this. Probably because we don't play keno. Omg that is CLASSIC.

[punkass]

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Nah, the real budget balla move is to hang out at the edge of the Keno lounge that happens to be near a cocktail waitress station and stare off into space while you hold someone else's (losing) keno ticket in your hand and wait for the endless supply of drinks.

Somehow this is better than the slow painful death of 1 penny/1 line slot machines play.

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that's awesome. hell, just go play a ticket yourself. YOU COULD WIN HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS!