Beat: I'm no rolex

[timex]

After running 99 into AA, a railbird said this:

DrLectr [observer]: plays like a timex runs like a rolex


And in the FTP mulligan, this happened


Full Tilt Poker Game #4145410681: The Sunday Mulligan (30755017), Table 93 - 40/80 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:19:00 ET - 2007/11/11
Seat 1: negroblanco (6,770)
Seat 2: NOCAL LEGEND (1,370)
Seat 3: dutchak (4,890)
Seat 4: Ace Rolex (5,310)
Seat 5: Dg016 (13,485)
Seat 6: Buster Love (9,272)
Seat 7: HONKYdonky (2,155)
Seat 8: TlMEX (3,060)
Seat 9: letters2006 (4,525), is sitting out
letters2006 posts the small blind of 40
negroblanco posts the big blind of 80
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TlMEX [Qh Qc]
NOCAL LEGEND folds
dutchak folds
Ace Rolex raises to 400
Dg016 folds
Buster Love folds
HONKYdonky has 15 seconds left to act
HONKYdonky has requested TIME
HONKYdonky folds
TlMEX raises to 1,320
letters2006 folds
negroblanco folds
Ace Rolex calls 920
*** FLOP *** [5h 5d 5c]
letters2006 has been disconnected
letters2006 has reconnected
Ace Rolex has 15 seconds left to act
Ace Rolex bets 2,760
TlMEX calls 1,740, and is all in
Ace Rolex shows [Tc Ah]
TlMEX shows [Qh Qc]
Uncalled bet of 1,020 returned to Ace Rolex
*** TURN *** [5h 5d 5c] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [5h 5d 5c 5s] [Th]
Ace Rolex shows four of a kind, Fives
TlMEX shows four of a kind, Fives
Ace Rolex wins the pot (6,240) with four of a kind, Fives
TlMEX stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,240 | Rake 0
Board: [5h 5d 5c 5s Th]
Seat 1: negroblanco (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: NOCAL LEGEND didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: dutchak didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Ace Rolex showed [Tc Ah] and won (6,240) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 5: Dg016 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Buster Love didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: HONKYdonky didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: TlMEX (button) showed [Qh Qc] and lost with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 9: letters2006 (small blind) folded before the Flop

[JSmith2007]

Better a timex than a generic IMO

[ryang]

best thread ever imo

[MatthijsH]

hahahahaha ACE ROLEX

A+

[showtime808]

lol the irony is un [censored] real

[Broke_Joke]

This thread is peerless imo.

[coxquinn]

custom title already

[sholler]

cool thread