***Official November Chat Thread: The Golden Duck***

[Grinding2Ecstasy]

Ok ended the night even sexier after 3 tabling 200nl for a bit while playing Mass Efect.

[Kos13]

So I was running/playing well at 1/2 this month, and I was up like $600. I finally felt like my luck was turning back to normal there.

Nope. Villain was 42/4.

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (9 handed)

MP3 ($141.75)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($202.20)</font>
Button ($226.90)
SB ($188.60)
BB ($203.50)
<font color="#C00000">UTG ($279.25)</font>
UTG+1 ($233.50)
MP1 ($197)
MP2 ($100)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. MP2 posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">UTG+1 raises to $10</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $10, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, UTG calls $8.

Flop: ($35) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">UTG bets $20</font>, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $81</font>, UTG calls $61.

Turn: ($197) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $111.2 (All-In)</font>, UTG calls $111.20.

River: ($0) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $419.40

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Ac Kc (flush, ace high).
Hero has 5s 5h (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: UTG wins $419.40. </font>

He then rubbed it in, which only made it a billion times worse. Less than five minutes later, this happened. What makes it even worse is that the guy who talked crap after hand #1 is the same guy who calls the raise to $36 here, so I thought for sure that I was going to win it all back from him.

Ultimate Bet No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (10 handed)

MP1 ($447.30)
MP2 ($112.70)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($200)</font>
CO ($121.65)
Button ($224.25)
SB ($258.20)
BB ($200)
UTG ($123.60)
UTG+1 ($203.20)
<font color="#C00000">UTG+2 ($144.95)</font>

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, UTG+2 calls $2, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $2, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($8) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $8</font>, BB folds, UTG+2 calls $8, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $36</font>, SB calls $28, UTG+2 SHOVES, Hero tanks and calls shove, SB folds.

[censored] THIS CONVERTER IS SO [censored] UP...IT WAS SET OVER SET LDO.

Results in white below:
UTG+2 has 6d 6s (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero has 4c 4h (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: UTG+2 wins $a lot, I lose like $150. </font>

It really felt like a fold, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it since he didn't have a full stack. Whatever.

Seriously, [censored] my life. Why the [censored] do I run so [censored] bad at 1/2? This is getting abso-[censored]-lutely ri-[censored]-diculous, and I want to know why the [censored] I can't go even a thousand hands without giant [censored] supercoolers.

[censored] this [censored] game.

[PokerFun007]

Dog sick this AM, can't do anything...Health Tilt???

[AlexB182]

Who is staking (or steaking) dobieatwar today? Or did he built his own BR up again?

[vizer02]

[ QUOTE ]
Who is staking (or steaking) dobieatwar today? Or did he built his own BR up again?

[/ QUOTE ]

It's not me this time. On another note, it's amazing how good notes on a player leads to this type of spidey poker 6th sense. Made me feel as nitty as BareAce11 though.

Full Tilt Poker, $1/$2 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
LeggoPoker.com Hand History Converter

SB: $102.40
BB: $200
UTG: $200
UTG+1: $124.40
MP: $533.90
CO: $76.50
Hero (BTN): $202

Pre-Flop: 5s 5c dealt to Hero (BTN)
2 folds, MP raises to $8, CO folds, Hero calls $8, 2 folds

Flop: ($19) Kd 5d Kh (2 Players)
MP bets $12, Hero calls $12

Turn: ($43) Ac (2 Players)
MP checks, Hero checks

River: ($43) 9h (2 Players)
MP bets $24, Hero calls $24

Results: $91 Pot ($3 Rake)
MP showed Ks Ah (a full house, Kings full of Aces) and WON $88 (+$44 NET)
Hero mucked 5s 5c (a full house, Fives full of Kings) and LOST (-$44 NET)

[Chargers In 07]

[ QUOTE ]
Made me feel as nitty as BareAce11 though.

[/ QUOTE ]Only if you fold. Never heard of that guy though.

[Falc]

I'm playing the yearly Sweden championship tourney at Nordicbet today. $250 + $20 buyin with a $1 mill guaranteed. 2666 entrants. Pretty good overlay.

[vizer02]

That would've been one sick fold, but I felt like Daniel N and had to call just to make sure my read was right. Bareace is an 11/6 nit at NL200 that for some reason the fish always pay off. Must be the name...

[Chargers In 07]

On another note if he wasn't trying to play so tricky and be so terrible at pot building would you have paid off turn and river 3/4 bets?

Even if I'm 99% sure I'm beat on this river I'd never fold for $28 even though it's wrong, just feels stupid.

[GrandMelon]

o hey stars when im 3 betting the [censored] out of everyone itd be nice to actually get a big pair so I can stack someone

1k hands
1 KK
0 AA

this month has been a joke