Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[scpi10]

I intend on winning every argument with my girlfriend. That being said no matter how many examples I show I always lose. She has an incredible way of ignoring logic or proof.

[OziBattler]

Bona, I never said i disagreed [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]...I havent had as much training as you but the sample size is enough to know that the best i can do is try and stay competitive.

scp, goodluck!

[bennyhana]

I went beer shopping tonight.

All sixers.

Bohemia
Land Shark
Franciskahner (sp?lolwhatever)
Laughing Lab

I'm on my second Bohemia. I thought it would be a dark beer, but it isn't. Has a good flavor though.

[KingOtter]

brag: kids at sleepover birthday party... first 'babysitter' tonight in about a year
beat: I'm on the internet posting at 12:36am when I should be... well, you know.
variance: free comedy club tickets

[jmitchell42]

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I went beer shopping tonight.

All sixers.

Bohemia
Land Shark
Franciskahner (sp?lolwhatever)
Laughing Lab great beer. Winter Warlock (same brewary) is one of the best beers brewed.

I'm on my second Bohemia. I thought it would be a dark beer, but it isn't. Has a good flavor though.

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[tyler_cracker]

[ QUOTE ]
brag: kids at sleepover birthday party... first 'babysitter' tonight in about a year
beat: I'm on the internet posting at 12:36am when I should be... well, you know.
variance: free comedy club tickets

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dude, you had comedy club tix + no kids around and you couldn't seal the deal? even davidc could score in that situation!

[bennyhana]

IAC,

I have been 2 outed like 5 fukkin times tonight, and it's really getting old.

[Aaron W.]

Oh variance... why do you hate me?

Hand #1
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 3 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">SB raises to $2.50 (all in)</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


River: (6.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>


Final Pot: 6.00 BB

Results:
Hero mucks Ts, 9c.
SB shows 5h, 6h (a full house, Sixes full of Fives).
Outcome: SB wins 5.75 BB.
($0.50 Rake)

Hand #2
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is MP with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: (4.00 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, SB calls.

River: (6.00 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 6.00 BB

Results:
Hero mucks Jh, Js.
SB shows 2s, 5s (a flush, King high).
Outcome: SB wins 5.75 BB.
($0.50 Rake)

Hand #3
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: (3.00 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, SB calls.

Turn: (3.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, MP calls, SB folds.

River: (5.00 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">MP raises</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 9.00 BB

Results:
Hero mucks 6s, Qh.
MP shows Qs, Ks (two pair, Kings and Queens).
Outcome: MP wins 8.62 BB.
($0.75 Rake)

Hand #4 - I knew villain had become unhinged, so I was showing down K-high UI once it was HU preflop.

PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, Button folds, <font color="#FF0000">SB 3-bets</font>, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results:
Hero mucks 8s, Ks.
SB shows 4d, 7c (a straight, Three to Seven).
Outcome: SB wins 8.12 BB.
($0.75 Rake)

Hand #5
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (5.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO calls, SB folds.

River: (7.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, CO checks.

Final Pot: 7.00 BB

Results:
Hero shows Kd, Qd (a pair of Nines).
CO shows 3s, 4s (two pair, Nines and Threes).
Outcome: CO wins 6.75 BB.
($0.50 Rake)

Hand #6
PokerStars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, CO folds, Button calls, BB folds.

Turn: (5.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, Button calls.

River: (7.25 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#FF0000">Button bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 9.25 BB

Results:
Hero mucks Ad, 9d.
Button shows Jc, Jh (a straight, Ten to Ace).
Outcome: Button wins 8.87 BB.
($0.75 Rake)

[Harv72b]

Is this what you'd call a bad beat?

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: $30/$60
Seat 2: Harv72b (3,840)
Seat 3: Button (895)
Seat 4: SB (3,725)
Seat 5: BB (1,460)
Seat 6: UTG (3,520)
Seat 7: UTG+1 (3,305)
Seat 8: MP1 (1,305)
Seat 9: MP2 (1,310), is sitting out
8 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
4 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $350</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises all-in $895</font>, SB calls, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $3840</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB calls all-in $2830</font>.
Uncalled bets: $115 returned to Hero.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1075, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $2745, Sidepot 1: $4825)


Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1075, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $2745, Sidepot 1: $4825)


River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($1075, 0 player + 3 all-in - Main pot: $2745, Sidepot 1: $4825)


Results:
Final pot: $1075
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Ad Kc</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button showed As Js</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB showed 3h 2h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">SB wins the pot with a flush, King high</font>

I'll give him credit--he actually thought for 5 seconds before making the all-in call.

[RobMcB]

Hi Mr. Aaron W. sir. That sure is some bad variance in those hands. You could have saved a bet on the turn in hand #5 I bet.

Oh, and I of course am speaking as an advanced awesome master super pwnage pro soulreading badass poker player.

I think I have lerned how to win in this minbet poker hold them game:

Everest Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $0.25./$0.5
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, BB calls.

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (7BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero caps</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 23BB
Hero screams "NUTS, BITCH".

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