stupidest move you've ever made with the opposite sex

[feesjah]

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What, assuming that you were a girl and a guy was asking for your number? Or if someone told you that story?

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call her now and tell her how you remembered it and regret it. who knows ...

[React1oN]

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I said: ahh no, I am to drunk to dance.


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huh, i usually say the opposite

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hha yes, you are to sober to anti-dance

[/ QUOTE ]He means to dance to drunk. Obviously indicating his intoxicated state.

[keikiwai]

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Dated a girl last two years of high school.
Just into the summer after graduation she decides she wants "a break" of undetermined length- but she'll get back to me on it at some point.
A month later her best friend asks me out. I'm assuming this goes against the girl code unless there are carveouts when girl strings guy along while running around with other guys. I say sure what the hell.

Rest of summer == tons of sexytime and fun.

Former girlfriend finds out several months later, meaning I was way past the discarded stage but she hadn't let me know, and gets all pissed at me asking how I could do that blah blah blah.
I ask her if she's decided how long the break will last yet.

Oh wait... this wasn't supposed to be "smartest sequence of moves ever" ??? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
Okay, dumbest move ever was saying yes to trying it with her 3 years later again.

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hahahah you lose and you win and you win and you lose

[prodonkey]

goofyballer.. the anti-lay

[holdme]

i accidentally stuck it in her eye. she died. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[DING-DONG YO]

Numerous times in college when I was too thick to realize a girl was throwing her ass at me.

I actually walked out of a girl's bedroom one time when it was just the 2 of us cause I was too much of a bitch to move in for the kill. what I wouldn't give to go back and kick 18 y/o DDY in the balls.

[The Man Mulcahey]

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I said: ahh no, I am to drunk to dance.


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huh, i usually say the opposite

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hha yes, you are to sober to anti-dance

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A+++++

[FlyWf]

I was on a couch with two topless bisexual chicks (ex-gf/roommate and her [censored] buddy). They had returned from the club drunk and high, woke me up and made me drink like 8 shots while they made out. They then requested that I remove my pants, I did so, ????, no sex happened. I've very little idea what I did during the question mark period but it had to be pretty [censored] stupid.

[keikiwai]

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I was on a couch with two topless bisexual chicks (ex-gf/roommate and her [censored] buddy). They had returned from the club drunk and high, woke me up and made me drink like 8 shots while they made out. They then requested that I remove my pants, I did so, ????, no sex happened. I've very little idea what I did during the question mark period but it had to be pretty [censored] stupid.

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i'd file this under variance instead of beat

[FlyWf]

You are using a definition of variance that I am sadly all too familiar with.