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Old 11-17-2007, 07:15 PM
Jim14Qc Jim14Qc is offline
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Default WTF? Mom, college\'s taken care of. Wait, NVM.

So I'm pulling my standard 8-tabling saturday session when this comes up. Easy money right?

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Party Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($189)
Hero ($205.85)
BB ($215.35)
UTG ($270.25)
MP ($229.50)
CO ($200)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $6</font>, MP calls $6, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Hero calls $5, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($20) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $15</font>, UTG calls $15, MP folds.

Turn: ($50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $31</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $70</font>, Hero calls $204.85 (All-In), UTG calls $114.85.

River: ($419.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $419.70

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 6c 7c (straight flush, ten high).
UTG has Qc Jc (straight flush, queen high).
Outcome: UTG wins $470.70. </font>

Then I see the chips going the wrong way. WTF? Wait, I'm using both my cards, right? So is he, right?

ZOMG I'M RICH BITCHES.

Oh wait. [censored]. wrong table [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I guess that would be the worst beat of my poker career. Will be tough to beat.
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:17 PM
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Default Re: WTF? Mom, college\'s taken care of. Wait, NVM.

ugh
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:23 PM
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Default Re: WTF? Mom, college\'s taken care of. Wait, NVM.

wow
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:26 PM
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Default Re: WTF? Mom, college\'s taken care of. Wait, NVM.

Even though it's still a one-outer, that just seems worse than hitting a set over set and them sucking quads.
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:28 PM
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Default Re: WTF? Mom, college\'s taken care of. Wait, NVM.

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Even though it's still a one-outer, that just seems worse than hitting a set over set and them sucking quads.

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learn to read, it's pretty useful
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:36 PM
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standard no hand #
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:37 PM
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Default Re: WTF? Mom, college\'s taken care of. Wait, NVM.

so it wasn't a BBJ table? is that the issue?
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:37 PM
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Default Re: WTF? Mom, college\'s taken care of. Wait, NVM.

you're tuition must be dirt cheap

- maybe you should try the bad beat jackpot tables
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:42 PM
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Default Re: WTF? Mom, college\'s taken care of. Wait, NVM.

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Even though it's still a one-outer, that just seems worse than hitting a set over set and them sucking quads.

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learn to read, it's pretty useful

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OP has villan dead to the Tc. The Tc comes. OP loses hand. OP made no mention of a bad beat jackpot so what's the issue?
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:44 PM
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Default Re: WTF? Mom, college\'s taken care of. Wait, NVM.

This made my (tough) day
Thanks [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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