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Old 11-16-2007, 12:06 AM
Jazz June Jazz June is offline
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Default B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

I can't figure out if this is a brag, a beat or variance. The girlfriend is out in Vegas with a bunch of our friends while I am stuck at home due to grad school. After her first night I awake to a pic she sent to me of ~$2k she won off the retards at 1/3NL. Today I awake to a text telling me she went to the Rhino for the first time and had one of the best nights ever. So I guess the lesson is, kids do not stay in school.
Brag: GF is fun and decent at poker
Beat: I am still in school instead of playing poker and watching strippers
Variance: School leads to more money for poker and strippers?
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:08 AM
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Default Re: B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

brag: girl
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:08 AM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

she probably boned one of your friends after getting a lap dance

beat
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:17 AM
JediGrindTricks JediGrindTricks is offline
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Default Re: B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

thats just std variance imo
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:27 AM
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Default Re: B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

"Well, last night I went out to the Rhino, hung out with some dancers and yada yada yada, I'm really tired this morning."
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:33 AM
Ace0fSpades Ace0fSpades is offline
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Default Re: B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

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"Well, last night I went out to the Rhino, hung out with some dancers and yada yada yada, I'm really tired this morning."

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lol, seinfeldaments
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:41 AM
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Default Re: B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

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thats just std variance imo

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sexually transmitted disease variance?

if you were there this would be a non- post worthy brag. but yeah this is a beat, if she wasnt gonna [censored] one of ur friends she'd have called to tell u what crazy fun shes havin and beg u to come out.

Theres a high correlation between "best nights of life" and "best sex of your life" etc

better luck next time
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:54 AM
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Default Re: B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

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she probably boned one of your friends after getting a lap dance

beat

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More to the point...
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Old 11-16-2007, 01:07 AM
Bipolar00 Bipolar00 is offline
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Default Re: B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

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she probably boned one of your friends after getting a lap dance

beat

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QFT and anything admits too just add alcohol + sex to ur worst nightmare and u will be closer to reality
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:54 AM
JSchnett JSchnett is offline
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Default Re: B, B or V? GF goes to the Rhino

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"Well, last night I went out to the Rhino, hung out with some dancers and yada yada yada, I'm really tired this morning."

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this is the 3rd day in a row I saw a joke on 2+2 from the seinfeld episode of the prior day.
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