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Old 09-30-2006, 08:46 PM
HossTheBoss HossTheBoss is offline
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any song by tupac

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Old 09-30-2006, 09:18 PM
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Summer Girls - LFO

Lyrics:

Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember...Remember when we met..That summer

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer
For the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer..Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade [censored] AND Span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry BIRD JERSEY 33
When you take a sip you buzzlike a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cuz I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

CHORUS

Cheery Pez cold crush rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie
Always been hip to the BBOY Style
Known to act wild and mak a girl smile
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Reminds me of you becuz you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul REVERE
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry COKE
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

CHORUS

In the summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wigle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man MR. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug cuz I miss it
Like the color purple macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch oftrees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose
Came in the door said it before
I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

CHORUS

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and sme are so so

Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

CHORUS

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Yeah we did this thread like a month ago, and I clearly established that this is the undisputed winner. The "Hey, let's throw pig-guts quality pop culture references on our song sheet and see what sticks!" formula of this song worked well enough to clich the distinction as the worst ever.

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Not to rain on your parade or anything, but take a look at the "lyrics" for Cotton-Eye Joe and realize that Summer Girls is a truly stunning work art worthy of much admiration in comparison.
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Old 10-01-2006, 04:04 AM
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Default Re: What is the worst song ever?

lyrics aren't everything.

I actually like a surprising number of the songs nominated in this thread.

I think "Achy Breaky Heart" and "Summer Girls" are leaps and bounds above everything else mentioned in this thread in terms of being awful.
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Old 10-01-2006, 08:37 AM
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lyrics aren't everything.

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yeah I agree, just responding to what he said etc.
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Old 10-01-2006, 10:14 AM
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Starship - We Built This City

or possibly Europe - The Final Countdown

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Do you have any nominations that weren't spoonfed to you by "VH1's awesomely worst rock songs ever"? Those are both great songs.

Anyways, the real answer is "My Humps" or that one horrible Gwen Stefani song about bananas.

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Ironic since numerous media outlets both in print and on the internet have singled out your two choices as being the worst songs of all time.

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Really? Link me to one.

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Still waiting Noah.....

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Didn't think so. Nice try though.
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Old 10-01-2006, 05:56 PM
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Default Re: What is the worst song ever?

Blender has We Built this City as the worst song ever.
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Old 10-01-2006, 06:17 PM
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Default Re: What is the worst song ever?

I haven't written the worst song ever, yet.
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Old 10-01-2006, 06:30 PM
Patrick del Poker Grande Patrick del Poker Grande is offline
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Default Re: What is the worst song ever?

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Blender has We Built this City as the worst song ever.

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The thing is, though, that any song that makes it big enough to make a lot of people's worst song ever list surely has some bit of goodness enough to have even made it to that many ears. There's surely a billion songs worse than We Built This City that so many people haven't even heard before. So, it's really "what's the worst of the best?" This is the problem inherent in this kind of discussion.
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Old 10-01-2006, 08:15 PM
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Definately not, as it's an old classic by the Shadows. The cover version of it by the Incredible Bongo Band is probably the most sampled tune of all time. It's very hard to make the song suck, even by Seebach. Disco Tango by the same artist is a strong contestant for the worst song ever,however.
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Old 10-01-2006, 11:21 PM
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Default Re: What is the worst song ever?

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lyrics aren't everything.

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yeah I agree, just responding to what he said etc.

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Yeah, I'm just trying to say that I actually enjoyed Cotton Eye Joe when it came out. No, I don't know why, and I don't bother to try to understand it.
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