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#41
02-27-2007, 08:00 PM
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Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room
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I was going to say something about sexing her into shape until the mouth herpes part... [/ QUOTE ]  "Now see thats why i dont kiss them on the mouth" 
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#42
02-27-2007, 08:04 PM
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Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room
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[ QUOTE ] I was going to say something about sexing her into shape until the mouth herpes part... [/ QUOTE ] "Now see thats why i dont kiss them on the mouth" [/ QUOTE ] LOL. Jayne is awesome. If I had to go with a guy, I'd go with him. The Ballad of Jayne He robbed from the rich and gave to the poor stood up to The Man and gave him what for Our love for him now ain't hard to explain THE HERO OF MUDSORE! THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE! Our Jayne saw the mudder's backs breaking and he saw the mudders' laments and he saw the President taking every dollar an' leavin' five cents so he said, 'can't do this to my people' 'can't crush them under your heel' Jayne strapped on his hat, and in ten seconds flat, stole everythng there was fit to steal-- THE HERO OF MUDSORE! THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE! And her's what separates heroes from the common folk like you an' I the man they call Jayne, turned 'round his plane and let that money hit sky he dropped it onto our houses he dropped it into our yards he dropped it onto our neighbors one chunk hit Clem Meadows far hard THE HERO OF MUDSORE! THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE! Well Clem may now be a simpler man than he mighta otherwise been but he knows in his heart just like we do Our Jayne is Mudshore's best friend... THE HERO OF MUDSORE! THE MAN THEY CALL JAYNE!
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#44
02-27-2007, 08:20 PM
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Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room
Your lyrics are slightly off - its Hero of Canton, not Hero of Mudsore. Canton is the name of the moon Its also Magistrate, not President..
The man they call Jayne He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for Our love for him now ain't hard to explain The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne Now Jayne saw the Mudders' backs breaking He saw the Mudders lament And he saw the magistrate taking Every dollar and leaving five cents So he said, "You can't do that to my people" He said "You can't crush 'em under your heel" Jayne strapped on his hat And in five seconds flat Stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for Our love for him now ain't hard to explain The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne Now here is what separates heroes From common folk like you and I The man they call Jayne He turned 'round his plane And let that money hit the sky He dropped it onto our houses He dropped it into our yards And the man call Jayne He turned 'round his plane And headed out for the stars He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor Stood up to the Man and he gave him what for Our love for him now ain't hard to explain The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne! I looked up a source to make sure i was right, this is why i lifted it from: http://www.chosentwo.com/firefly/ext...roofcanton.php
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#45
02-27-2007, 08:23 PM
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Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room
it would be far more effective to put on some of her panties/thong/underwear, soil yourself, and then replace them in her drawer so she (attempts to?) wears them.
Dark colors are more effective too fyi
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#46
02-27-2007, 08:36 PM
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Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room
As a female who couldn't tell you where those channels even are, I feel really bad for you all if you only have on TV.
I think I have it: Call her parents pretending to be planned parenthood and say you have her test results.
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#49
02-27-2007, 10:16 PM
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Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room
One summer me and a group of my friends rented out a house and just made it a total party house. One freind/roomate was a total slob with his room, basically never cleaned left dirty dishes, food, clothes all over his room. All of us were pissed as hell at him cuz he was such slob. He was gone at a gf's house for the weekend and we threw a huge party. One of our friends at the party was smashed and hated our slob of a roomate. He went up to his bedroom and pissed all over his bed and [censored] on his pillow. All of us that lived there were like whatever hes a pain to live with anyway. Our slobby friend came home and his reaction was hilarious.
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#50
02-27-2007, 10:19 PM
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Re: I\'m going to piss in my roomates room
op take pix please and post post-pissing TR
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