WTF do you do with 19 yr old girls?

[diebitter]

This closet brag thread is going well.

[EvanJC]

poke her perky, perky boobies.

[keikiwai]

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I'm 19 too but I'm actually not allowed to post in here because I'm obv <21 and don't know crap.

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wanna go get tapas?

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Maybe, I don't know if I like tapas...

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This is sad coming from someone who lives within spitting distance (well spit into a cup and throw it on a train or airplane) of tapas land.

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Pretty sure they don't have planes in Mexico.

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Pretty sure no one is talking about Mexico. But yeah, they only have donkeys, but little ones are called burritos.... not tapas.

[EvanJC]

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For miss chriss you could do something fun and wacky, like go to an art supplies store, but some cool expensive art chalk, and go draw something crazy on an asphalt playground. Bonus points if you bring a flask of brandy (fall/winter) or a thermos of sangria (summer/spring). Super extra bonus if she smokes weed you can do that first. Then you go make dinner, pop in Igby Goes Down or Arrested Development season 2 and POUNCE.

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scary good advice...want to be my lifecoach GA?

[whoisthedrizzle]

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I'm 19 too but I'm actually not allowed to post in here because I'm obv <21 and don't know crap.

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wanna go get tapas?

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Maybe, I don't know if I like tapas...

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This is sad coming from someone who lives within spitting distance (well spit into a cup and throw it on a train or airplane) of tapas land.

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Pretty sure they don't have planes in Mexico.

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Pretty sure no one is talking about Mexico. But yeah, they only have donkeys, but little ones are called burritos.... not tapas.

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RACIST BAN PLZ

[React1oN]

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1) Sell all 19 to pedobear


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[[Phill]]

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cant bring 19 yr old girl to party with my friends, 27ish is too old and advanced IMO, no?

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Of course you can. Don't be an ageist. This is ideal considering you can't get into bars.

Lol advanced. There's no difference when you boil it down.

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im not sure we are on the same wavelength. there is big difference b/w the 19 yr olds i know and people my age. no way she feels comfortable around my friends. she can barely look me in the eye as it is

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If she cant look you in the eye, no way in hell you will get any.

Plus, this whole scenario is REALLY creepy.

[Georgia Avenue]

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For miss chriss you could do something fun and wacky, like go to an art supplies store, but some cool expensive art chalk, and go draw something crazy on an asphalt playground. Bonus points if you bring a flask of brandy (fall/winter) or a thermos of sangria (summer/spring). Super extra bonus if she smokes weed you can do that first. Then you go make dinner, pop in Igby Goes Down or Arrested Development season 2 and POUNCE.

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scary good advice...want to be my lifecoach GA?

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I'm currently only coaching goofy but maybe I should have a thread like jfish: "Convince me to stake you at picking up chicks."

[whoisthedrizzle]

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For miss chriss you could do something fun and wacky, like go to an art supplies store, but some cool expensive art chalk, and go draw something crazy on an asphalt playground. Bonus points if you bring a flask of brandy (fall/winter) or a thermos of sangria (summer/spring). Super extra bonus if she smokes weed you can do that first. Then you go make dinner, pop in Igby Goes Down or Arrested Development season 2 and POUNCE.

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scary good advice...want to be my lifecoach GA?

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I'm currently only coaching goofy but maybe I should have a thread like jfish: "Convince me to stake you at picking up chicks."

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Just tell them you're gay imo.

[Georgia Avenue]

Well there goes my profit margin.