Beat: Dyin' to smoke this killer bud but I need to take a piss test

[DarkForceRising]

So this dude gave me a beautiful nug a while back and it makes me salivate everytime I take it out of the freezer and look at it. Problem is, I haven't smoked since the night of the Mayweather/De La Hoya fight (6 or 7 weeks yo).

I need to take a piss test before the 1st. But I've been drinking since noon and I'm almost out of beer. I need to walk up to the store and reload. And walking up there stoned sounds fun yo.

Plus there is a Taco Bell between my place and teh store.

Brag: Killer bud waiting to be blazed

Beat: Smoking it will cause me to go through a bunch of piss-masking shenanigans

Variance: Started drinking at 1:30 pm Eastern Time at an Italian restaurant









































Play?

[mbillie1]

smoke it, drink certo liquid fruit pectin mixed with water (tastes like unsweetened lemondate, costs like $3 at a grocery store) a few hours before test, pass test

ship ittt

[DarkForceRising]

[ QUOTE ]
smoke it, drink certo liquid fruit pectin mixed with water (tastes like unsweetened lemondate, costs like $3 at a grocery store) a few hours before test, pass test

ship ittt

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm beginning too see why you are well-regarded in both OOT and BBV4life.

One beer to go before decision time.

[mbillie1]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
smoke it, drink certo liquid fruit pectin mixed with water (tastes like unsweetened lemondate, costs like $3 at a grocery store) a few hours before test, pass test

ship ittt

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm beginning too see why you are well-regarded in both OOT and BBV4life.

One beer to go before decision time.

[/ QUOTE ]

I can personally attest to certo, I smoked the day before my piss test, filled up a pitcher with certo (after some random internet person gave me the same advice) drank it, pissed once before the test then went, I passed with flying colors. It works man.

[Santzes]

1) Pee to a bag before smoking
2) Smuggle the bag to the test
3) Profit

[DarkForceRising]

[ QUOTE ]
1) Pee to a bag before smoking
2) Smuggle the bag to the test
3) Profit

[/ QUOTE ]

How long can I keep it in the 'fridge? What is the best way to get the temp right pre-drop?

Should I show up at the Med Center loaded, so as to explain the insanely high alcohol content? [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[King_S]

[ QUOTE ]
1) Pee to a bag before smoking
2) Smuggle the bag to the test
3) Profit

[/ QUOTE ]

Temperature!

[Lurker.]

how do you people get into situations where you have to take these tests?

[mbillie1]

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how do you people get into situations where you have to take these tests?

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applying for a job?

[Lurker.]

people do that?