***SSNL LIFE THREAD [DEC]***

[Wolfram]

goofy,
The advice I'm about to give to you is almost 100% foolproof. This has only failed me once in my career as a playa and in that case the girl was a virgin...

1. If a girl wants to go home with you or you go to her home and she says something along the lines of "nothing's gonna happen", you just nodd your head and say "yeah, we're only gonna cuddle". Try your best to be as convincing as possible.

2. When you're in bed and making out, once things start to get hot, go down on her. Don't take no for an answer. If she's hard to deal with, just do it through her panties. Be playfully forceful and manly, but take care not to go over the edge of or disrespect her.

After a little tounge loving, she'll have no choice but to have the sex with you.