This is why I cant win a tournament.........

dashman · #1 08-21-2007, 08:47 PM

Its a good thing I run so awesomely. Why would I ever want to do well in a tournament ever, that would take the fun out of it, winning is no fun.....Back to back tournament eliminations.

Deep inside money, 90 left.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t1600 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP2 (t15211)
MP3 (t68056)
CO (t28896)
Hero (t22313)
SB (t72372)
BB (t100477)
UTG (t40625)
UTG+1 (t53226)
MP1 (t16220)

Preflop: Hero is Button with

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6 folds, Hero raises to t4800, 1 fold, BB raises to t8000, Hero raises to t22163, BB calls t14163.

Flop: (t45376)

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(2 players)

Turn: (t45376)

(2 players)

River: (t45376)

(2 players)

Final Pot: t45376

Results in white below:
BB has Js Jh (three of a kind, jacks).
Hero has Ks Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: BB wins t45376. 

This awesome one is brought to you buy a wonderful cacksucker that played back at me every time i [censored] raised. This would have put me top 30 with 600 left, 400 paid.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP1 (t7900)
MP2 (t14825)
MP3 (t37534)
CO (t15750)
Button (t10210)
SB (t16290)
BB (t33491)
Hero (t21232)
UTG+1 (t13139)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with

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Hero raises to t1800, 3 folds, MP3 calls t1800, 4 folds.

Flop: (t4000)

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(2 players)
Hero bets t3000, MP3 raises to t6000, Hero raises to t19382, MP3 calls t13382.

Turn: (t42764)

(2 players)

River: (t42764)

(2 players)

Final Pot: t42764

Results in white below:
Hero has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and sevens).
MP3 has Th Td (full house, tens full of sevens).
Outcome: MP3 wins t42764. 

Ive tried fist pumping, the double fist pump, the no look after shove/hold my breath.....nothing works......how do you win your 4:1's BBV?

Brag: Ive been eliminated 4 times when I was a 4:1 favorite in the 12 tournaments I played today.
Beat:Obv.
Variance:Small stakes tournaments

furyshade · #2 08-21-2007, 08:49 PM

lol donkaments

Stake Monster · #3 08-21-2007, 08:51 PM

Anyone else think the king looks like a serial pedophile rapist?

~~~~RUN JACK RUN~~~~

Mrage · #4 08-21-2007, 08:51 PM

Maybe you should focus on getting your money in with more than 2 outs fish

Ribsauce · #5 08-21-2007, 08:52 PM

take the no look after shove out of your game, its a gtd suckout by the villian

Injection · #6 08-21-2007, 08:57 PM

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how do you win your 4:1's BBV?

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I win them four times out of five.

dashman · #7 08-21-2007, 09:00 PM

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Anyone else think the king looks like a serial pedophile rapist?

~~~~RUN JACK RUN~~~~

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Glad to see youve put the creepy King to good use stake monster.

furyshade · #8 08-21-2007, 09:10 PM

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Anyone else think the king looks like a serial pedophile rapist?

~~~~RUN JACK RUN~~~~

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Glad to see youve put the creepy King to good use stake monster.

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someone please mspaint that king on the "you gonna get raped" pic

Dak9885 · #9 08-21-2007, 09:22 PM

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Deep inside money, 90 left.

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LOL

tiger_hall · #10 08-21-2007, 09:32 PM

dont overplay your big pairs lol if you dont like getting sucked out then play cash games where it doesnt matter so much.. i think this is standard for most people to be sucked out on like this but we dont go and post it on an internet forum we take it like a man