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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:40 AM
Hamburglar Hamburglar is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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<yvesaint> anyways i have to go to sleep

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lol
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:40 AM
nath nath is offline
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<yvesaint> its still rumours but its pretty crazy stuff

<stnkypete> more hintz plz

<clayton> on a scale of 1-10

<clayton> given prior [censored]

<yvesaint> 7

<stnkypete> who is going to pozt?

<clayton> SICK

<yvesaint> anyways i have to go to sleep

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wtf? is everyone on IRC talking about the thread in progress?
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:41 AM
MyTurn2Raise MyTurn2Raise is offline
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don't worry Brandi, I understand what is going on in your head:



To anal, or not to anal--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The swings and beats of drudgerous grinding
Or to take anal from a sea of Captains
And by relenting end them. To handjob, to grind--
No more--and by a grind to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand BB loss days
That the donkey is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To handjob, to grind--
To anal--perchance to satellite: ay, there's the rub,
For in that plundering of ass what satellites may come
When we have stacked off on the bubble,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so many handjobs.
For who would bear the be-be tops and rent,
Th' internet boards, the grown man's sad wheeping
The penis on the back, the cheap toasters,
The two-plus-two skin rash jokes, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When she herself might her quietus make
With an ass ravish? Who would learn sklansky,
To multi-table in a grinding life,
But that the dread of something after anal,
post the satellites, from whose bourn
No mere rounder returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly away someday to others that we know not of?
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:41 AM
EliotSpitzer EliotSpitzer is offline
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Brandi,

Don't listen to these a-holes. What you are posting here is pure gold framed by platinum and sprinkled with diamonds. It transcends beauty, time, and all known physical laws of nature. Please do not stop with these masterpieces.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:42 AM
haywoodjablomie haywoodjablomie is offline
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All I can say is Brandi Hawbaker is the most definitive proof of the 21st century that SATAN does in fact exist.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:42 AM
Anders Anders is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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<yvesaint> its still rumours but its pretty crazy stuff

<stnkypete> more hintz plz

<clayton> on a scale of 1-10

<clayton> given prior [censored]

<yvesaint> 7

<stnkypete> who is going to pozt?

<clayton> SICK

<yvesaint> anyways i have to go to sleep

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wtf? is everyone on IRC talking about the thread in progress?

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that, and Nath
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:42 AM
Klompy Klompy is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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<yvesaint> its still rumours but its pretty crazy stuff

<stnkypete> more hintz plz

<clayton> on a scale of 1-10

<clayton> given prior [censored]

<yvesaint> 7

<stnkypete> who is going to pozt?

<clayton> SICK

<yvesaint> anyways i have to go to sleep

[/ QUOTE ]


What kind of BS is this? Why even make a post about news to come if you're just gonna go to bed and not say what it is? Cant you at least just say what's going on but say that at this point it's all rumor or something?
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:43 AM
Men the Master Men the Master is offline
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I want to sleep now but I fear that if I do I'll be behind 200 pages in my reading by the time I wake up tomorrow morning. Because of this, I'll just stay awake all night.
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:43 AM
mlagoo mlagoo is offline
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yves is toying with our hearts and our emotions
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Old 12-20-2006, 03:43 AM
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Brandi
Did Newhizzle have a 400k downswing since you posted that he had a 500k downswing?
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