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Old 10-14-2007, 12:19 AM
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My wife to me a minute ago:

"Do you want me to polish your knob while I'm upstairs?"


Our dog chewed on the knobs of our nightstands and she was staining them to hide the damage. It took her a moment to process what she said.

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the correct response was to immediately pull down your pants and say "get to work"

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I suggested there had been an offer and an acceptance. She gave me 'the look' that said she was busy and the Red Sox were on.

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That blows.
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Old 10-14-2007, 12:20 AM
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My wife to me a minute ago:

"Do you want me to polish your knob while I'm upstairs?"


Our dog chewed on the knobs of our nightstands and she was staining them to hide the damage. It took her a moment to process what she said.

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the correct response was to immediately pull down your pants and say "get to work"

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I suggested there had been an offer and an acceptance. She gave me 'the look' that said she was busy and the Red Sox were on.

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I think I'm in love with your wife.
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:27 AM
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Hilarious commercial

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more hilarious commercial
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Old 10-14-2007, 10:00 AM
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This story could fall into one of two categories - so lame its awesome, or just simply lame. Either way - I was at a party last night hosted by a friend of mine who I'd mentioned Werewolf to, and sent him a link to durrons post on roles/gameplay etc. He rapidly became the drunkest person there and eventually a couple of us tried suggesting to him that he go and sleep it off. He took great offence at this, began screaming random insults, then somehow managed to focus his eyes on me for a couple of seconds, and yelled "But I'm the seer!" before laughing uncontrollably for a minute or two and passing out on the couch. I felt somewhat like Judas as someone asked me what he meant by that and I replied that I had no idea.

Epi.
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:57 AM
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You should've told us you were friends with bobo
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:35 PM
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I moved to LA to start a job a few weeks ago. It is going well.
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Old 10-14-2007, 10:01 PM
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cameron starts potty training tomorrow...
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:14 PM
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I moved to LA to start a job a few weeks ago. It is going well.

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I just moved to Oxnard, holla at a brother one time up here, we'll go to the Bike.
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Old 10-14-2007, 11:15 PM
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I moved to LA to start a job a few weeks ago. It is going well.

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I just moved to Oxnard, holla at a brother one time up here, we'll go to the Bike.

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Old 10-14-2007, 11:21 PM
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I moved to LA to start a job a few weeks ago. It is going well.

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I just moved to Oxnard, holla at a brother one time up here, we'll go to the Bike.

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amp!!!!

i make an ode to you and you show up like clockwork

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