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Old 02-03-2007, 05:29 PM
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Default friday night BOOMSWITCH (100nl)

BRAG: friday night boomswitch, $700 in 700 hands at 100nl, finished the day at +$1100 w/ some 200nl profit mixed in

BEAT: I'm usually a life nit but the adrenaline rush from running so goot led me to do a $100 flip. Naturally I lost.

VARIANCE: got super drunk afterwards at a bar, had to spend $15 for them to charge my debit card, ended up giving away the two shots i bought b/c i couldnt drink them (managed to finish the beer i ordered). wrote a message to the bartender on the credit card slip "nigga i don't care i'm up $1100 today"

TEH GRAFF:








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VILLAIN SET AN XPERT TRAP

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
5 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
BB: $110.15
MP: $106
CO: $98.50
Hero (BTN): $100
SB: $119.15

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> J J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 5 players)
<font color="red">MP raises to $3.50</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12</font>, SB folds, BB calls $11, MP calls $8.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 8 J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($36.5, 3 players)
BB checks, MP checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $24</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all in to $99.15</font>, MP folds, Hero calls all in for $64
Uncalled bet of $11.15 returned to BB

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 8 J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [4] ($212.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 8 J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4 [6] ($212.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
BB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q (a pair of Queens)
Hero had J J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and won $209.50
Final Pot: $209.50 ($3.00 rake)






ANOTHER BRILLIANT TRAP ELABORATELY SET BY THIS CUNNING VILLAIN

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
BTN: $165.45
SB: $140.8
BB: $99
UTG: $148.20
Hero (MP): $212.50
CO: $140.40

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 2 2 ($1.5, 6 players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, BB calls $2.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($7.5, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6</font>, BB calls $6

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($19.5, 2 players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $63</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all in to $203</font>, BB calls all in for $27.50
Uncalled bet of $112.50 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [J] ($200.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
BB had K K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings)
Hero had 2 2 (three of a kind, Twos) and won $197.50
Final Pot: $197.50 ($3.00 rake)







STANDARD ONE OUTER, LEARN TO RUN BETTER DONKEYFISH

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
5 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
Hero (BTN): $100
SB: $195.4
BB: $283.2
UTG: $58
CO: $222.25

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 8 8 ($1.5, 5 players)
UTG folds, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, SB calls $3, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.50</font>, SB calls $6.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [4] ($21, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $15</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $30</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $45</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all in to $185.90</font>, Hero calls all in for $45
Uncalled bet of $95.90 returned to SB

<font color="black">River:</font> K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4 [8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($201, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had 8 8 (four of a kind, Eights) and won $198
SB had K K (a full house, Kings full of Eights)
Final Pot: $198.00 ($3.00 rake)






GONNA GO AHEAD AND CALL HERE, SEE WHAT HAPPENS ON THE TURN...OH SNAP, UR FLOPPED SET NO GOOT

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
UTG: $97.70
MP: $79.40
Hero (CO): $117.65
BTN: $97
SB: $60.2
BB: $188.4

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 9 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 6 players)
UTG folds, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, BTN folds, SB folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $11</font>, Hero calls $7.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> T 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($22.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">BB bets $15</font>, Hero calls $15

<font color="black">Turn:</font> T 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [9] ($52.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">BB bets $28</font>, Hero calls $28

<font color="black">River:</font> T 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9 [Q] ($108.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">BB bets all in for $135.40</font>, Hero calls all in for $63.65
Uncalled bet of $71.75 returned to BB

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had 9 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Nines) and won $232.80
BB had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 (three of a kind, Fives)
Final Pot: $232.80 ($3.00 rake)







"I'M PRETTY SURE HE HAS ACE KING LOL"

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
MP: $37
CO: $102.05
BTN: $225
SB: $97.6
Hero (BB): $102.1
UTG: $103.55

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 ($1.5, 6 players)
UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, BTN folds, SB calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4</font>, SB calls $3

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 7 4 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($8, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $12</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $28</font>, SB calls $16

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 7 4 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [5] ($64, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">River:</font> 7 4 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5 [3] ($64, 2 players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all in for $71.10</font>, SB calls all in for $66.10
Uncalled bet of $5 returned to Hero

<font color="black">Results:</font>
SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6 (a straight, Seven high) and won $193.20
Final Pot: $193.20 ($3.00 rake)






SET OVER SET, NO ONE OUTER FOR YOU

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
CO: $182.70
BTN: $98.50
SB: $230.7
BB: $89
Hero (UTG): $193.20
MP: $96.05

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Q Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 6 players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, MP calls $3.50, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 5 Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($8.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6.50</font>, MP calls $6.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 5 Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] [T] ($21.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP bets $17</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $45</font>, <font color="red">MP raises all in to $86.05</font>, Hero calls $41.05

<font color="black">River:</font> 5 Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T [4] ($193.6, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had Q Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and won $190.60
MP had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
Final Pot: $190.60 ($3.00 rake)






BRILLIANT!

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
6 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
SB: $75.55
Hero (BB): $100
UTG: $32.05
MP: $267.35
CO: $80.05
BTN: $94.15

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> A A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 6 players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $4</font>, CO folds, BTN folds, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $12.50</font>, MP calls $8.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> J 7 5 ($25.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $18</font>, MP calls $18

<font color="black">Turn:</font> J 7 5 [2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($61.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">MP bets $35</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all in to $70.50</font>, MP calls $35.50

<font color="black">River:</font> J 7 5 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($202.5, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Hero had A A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and won $199.50
MP had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T (a pair of Tens)
Final Pot: $199.50 ($3.00 rake)




Step 1. A8 in a flipament, NICE!!
Step 2. OH NOES!!
Step 3. unprofit

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
2 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
jaustin: $-0.5
ELMO_MASK: $-1

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 8 A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">jaustin raises all in to $100</font>, ELMO_MASK calls all in for $99
VILLAIN HAS J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] OH NOES THEY BE BUSTIN' MY ace-x's

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 2 3 6 ($200, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 2 3 6 [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($200, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 2 3 6 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [K] ($200, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Final Pot: $199.50 ($0.50 rake)





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Old 02-03-2007, 05:31 PM
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Default Re: friday night BOOMSWITCH (100nl)

why does this never EVER happen to me at ALL
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:33 PM
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Flopping sets. Interesting. I might try adding that to my strategy.
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:34 PM
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Default Re: friday night BOOMSWITCH (100nl)

if it makes you feel better i'm just now getting out of a 30k hand breakeven strecth (ask me how it feels)

EDIT: and yes, flopping sets is a crucial element of an effective and balanced Unlimited Texas Hold Them strategy
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:36 PM
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Default Re: friday night BOOMSWITCH (100nl)

wow, a day in the life of a fishcake.

thanks poopie pants.
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:55 PM
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7 buyins o rly
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Old 02-03-2007, 05:57 PM
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Default Re: friday night BOOMSWITCH (100nl)

[ QUOTE ]
"nigga i don't care i'm up $1100 today"

[/ QUOTE ]

bahahaha [censored] awesome
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Old 02-03-2007, 06:57 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
Step 1. A8 in a flipament, NICE!!
Step 2. OH NOES!!
Step 3. unprofit

Full Tilt Poker
$0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Ring Game
2 Players
LegoPoker Hand Converter

<font color="black">Stack Sizes</font>
jaustin: $-0.5
ELMO_MASK: $-1

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> 8 A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($1.5, 2 players)
<font color="red">jaustin raises all in to $100</font>, ELMO_MASK calls all in for $99
VILLAIN HAS J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] OH NOES THEY BE BUSTIN' MY ace-x's

<font color="black">Flop:</font> 2 3 6 ($200, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Turn:</font> 2 3 6 [4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]] ($200, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">River:</font> 2 3 6 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [K] ($200, 2 players)
No action

<font color="black">Results:</font>
Final Pot: $199.50 ($0.50 rake)


[/ QUOTE ]
ty. good job overall though.
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Old 02-03-2007, 07:01 PM
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can i buy your autoplay software plz?
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Old 02-03-2007, 07:25 PM
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You got super drunk off $15, and you gave away 2 of the shots? Damn u a lightweight.
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