bathroom etiquette

[bmwguy525]

Everyone in the men's bathroom is a man, so people around here could give a shtt less about what goes on in the bathroom. We all know how it goes, no need to be a pussy about it.

[LionelHutz00]

oh man i [censored] hate it when people talk to you at the urinals. a few dumb tricks i have to counteract stage fright: wash my hands with cold water beforehand (cold hands on the dong = pee); super-focus on the wall in front of me, like a magic eye thing, and then uncross my eyes; take a deep breath and smell the pee-smell of the bathroom. maybe these will work for you too. enjoy!

[Jeff_B]

since other people are sounding off...
I really [censored] hate it when I go into a semi-busy bathroom and the urinals are all full.

I then go to the stall to piss and some [censored] douchebag is in there with his dick in his hand and he didnt both to shut and lock the door since he wasnt taking a [censored]

I have pushed the door since it was like 1 inch open already and hit some dude in the back before..

This really bothers me.....

[dasein]

I read somewhere that you should do fairly complex math problems in your head. The areas of the brain for this and shy bladder are somehow linked.

[ebepse]

has anyone ever met someone they knew while using the urinal? it's ridiculous once i noticed the guy leaning over and trying to look at me, i kept looking straight. then he said, hey, spb! i recognized him and was like. . .. . . uhh sup. then he tried to start up a conversation right there. i finished up and left.

[monkeyfightclub]

I saw some idiot leave the bathroom stall (assuming he was taking a dump) with a candy wrapper in his hand. He walked by the trashcan and threw it in away. The wrapper wasn't folded or crumpled, making me think that he was eating while he was [censored]. Then, to top things off, he didn't wash his hands.

Well played.

[bmwguy525]

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has anyone ever met someone they knew while using the urinal? it's ridiculous once i noticed the guy leaning over and trying to look at me, i kept looking straight. then he said, hey, spb! i recognized him and was like. . .. . . uhh sup. then he tried to start up a conversation right there. i finished up and left.

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He was probably staring at your thong

[Mingdu]

if you don't [censored] or piss on your hands then why do you need to wash?

people don't wash after blowing their nose and there are way more germs in play then

[ebepse]

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has anyone ever met someone they knew while using the urinal? it's ridiculous once i noticed the guy leaning over and trying to look at me, i kept looking straight. then he said, hey, spb! i recognized him and was like. . .. . . uhh sup. then he tried to start up a conversation right there. i finished up and left.

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He was probably staring at your thong

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f u


and oot

[bmwguy525]

lol I enjoyed that thread, don't hate