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The \"Never Say\" Book
Inspired by the love/hate threads on live play... what are the phrases that nobody would be sad if they were never heard again?
"All... out!" (fold) (when a stack falls into the betting area in limit) "All in!" (when an ace flops) "Shouldn't have folded my pocket aces!" "Re-cap!" (whenever two aces appear on a flop, regardless of how timid the preflop betting) "Jackpot!" ... |
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
"Do you have the xxxx" (where xxxx is a flush, straight, or set usually)
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#3
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
I ordered a black coffee you stupid [censored] bitch.
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
Things I could stand to never hear again
- "WOW!" - Any advice from the no nothing table coaches - To the moron to my right... "Sir its on you..." Things I always like to hear - "I guess I have to pay you off" - "I hate to do it, all I have is a draw, but I am AI" - "The way you play scares the sssshit out of me" |
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
'Big Blind Special' drives me nuts for some reason and SOMEONE is going to say it if the BB doesn't.
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
"They were suited."
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
"Big blind special." after calling 4 bets with 35o and winning obv.
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
Where I play, everything is "ridiculous". Beats, cold spells, hot spells, flops, that waitress, that ruling, everything. Find a new word, please!
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
"I have two pair", for quads. Especially if three are on the board.
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Re: The \"Never Say\" Book
"ship it"
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