My roommates girlfriend is a piece of [censored]

[Artsemis]

You need your roomate to take a piss in her

[4_2_it]

If you can't man up with your roomate just treat her like crap until she breaks up with your roomate.

Passive-Aggressive FTW.

[Wyman]

update?

[Dalek]

Options:
1. Kill Her. Its easier than you'd think.

2. Get a new friend and get rid of Ty.

3. Do nothing and keep posting because this is the funniest stuff i've heard in ages.

[BDaws]

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Anyway, I realized after about the 1st week that this year was going to be another scum horror show. She woke up at like 7 AM to go to work, and would literally slam [censored] that was in her way. I seriously think she was trying to be loud. Bedroom door = SLAM. Apt door = SLIZAMMMMMM!!

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LDO

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Watch this clip and part 2 on youtube. It's pretty funny.

[Zach Belden]

wow this thread tilts me. dude get some balls and kick her out and get new friends that also have balls

[fees]

You're a [censored] bitch if you let this girl get anywhere near you. Tell your roomates its not happening, if they are like WELL DUDE, just [censored] slug them. Im on retarded monkey tilt. Im almost to the point where I want to come up there and set you striaght, I mean what the [censored] man are you like 89 pounds and scared to [censored] scrap? And seriously, you can hit girls .. say "ZOMG I WAS DRUNK" .. [censored] this crazy bitch, also destroy all her [censored]

holla

[skates]

You 100% need to get out of this situation. Speaking to her won't do anything, odds are Ty's the only person with that capability. Tell him she's banned from the apartment, but odds are that won't do anything because of you not having balls in the past and him not believing you'd actually talk to the landlord about it. Once that option is wasted, either bite and apply to move into on-campus housing, or consult psych. options for her. Get her into mandatory counseling or something and hope that the result pisses her off enough to get out of there. Speaking to her parents is also solid, but with anything like that, you run the serious risk of having her trash your stuff (I hope you have a lock for your room... if not, install one).

Credibility: I have no balls. I spent 6 months *helping* someone with degenerative behavior only to be forced to hospitalize her for psych reasons.

[Badger]

Wow, this thread is epic. Sucks that this is happening. Do you agree or disagree that you have done this to yourself to some degree?

Also, why does PSU care where you live?

Also, more updates please of how much Scum sucks. This is hillarious.

[ifckladyluck]

there really is only 1 solution to this problem, and i cant believe it hasnt been mentioned yet: you need to pee on her.