BEAT: what I did for 3 burritos

[GittyUP]

a friend of mine wanted me to bump this for others to enjoy.

[Jenkem]

this is the best thread i've ever read

[Quanah Parker]

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They refused to drive her home and so I went back out only to find her sitting on the stairs crying. SHE HEARD EVERYTHING WE JUST SAID!!!!!

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No doubt.
If you had offered her a free burrito or two, those tears will dry right up.

Next time you're down a few tacos, remember to get the thick girl into the shower pre-coitus.

If you'd stick to skinny deaf girls, you'd never have this problem in the first place.

[PITTM]

tbh this story made me feel bad for the fat chick the first time i read it and i still do. I dont like the super over the top thing someone will feel horrible about for a long time kind of meanness imo.

[illeagle]

look at this guy here. he has feelings and empathy and [censored]. what a [censored] hero on the internet.

[916greatest]

Omg!! Ewwww!!! That's so sick!!! Bleeeeh hella smelly and [censored]!!!

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Aahaha ur that stenchy for a couple bucks. Uhhhhhh!!

Now u got to live with that the rest of your life!!

A+++++

Poor girl

[Tartufo]

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tbh this story made me feel bad for the fat chick the first time i read it and i still do. I dont like the super over the top thing someone will feel horrible about for a long time kind of meanness imo.

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I partly agree with this sentiment, and she'll probably be scarred from this experience, but on the other hand FFS vacuum your cooter every now and then, especially if you're looking to get laid.

[Mr. Met]

thank you for this thread. i had a chipotle burrito for lunch because of this and it was delicious

[rhymenocerus]

I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne, the Prince of Bel Air

[En Passant]

how fat was she?