HAHAHAAH LIMIT IS SO EZZZZZZZZZ

fsuplayer · #1 09-08-2006, 12:19 AM

the wife wanted to watch her shows tonight, so i parked myself with the laptop in front of the TV to watch the steelers game.

decided to try one of these limidonk minbuy quests. started at 10-20 with $100.

double up the first hand:

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (4 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls $40 (All-In), SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: 
SB has Ts Qs (one pair, threes).
Hero has Kd 5d (two pair, fives and threes).
Button has (two pair, fives and threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. 

nh dude.

sweet bluff!:

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, 2 folds, BB checks.

Flop: (3.50 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (2.75 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: (2.75 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG folds.

Final Pot: 3.75 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Th 7h (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 3.75 BB. 

missed some value here [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Party Poker 10/20 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

River: (8 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has Jd 4c (two pair, jacks and eights).
Hero has Jc As (two pair, jacks and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 10 BB. 

so i turned that $100 into $369. i sit out next blinds and move to 30-60 since i now have more than $300.

i sit down at a 3 handed 30-60 table. i win my first hand when utg limps folded to me in bb i raise AQ he calls. flop A23r i bet he folds.

i fold a couple hands and then this hand happens:

Party Poker 30/60 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is MP with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises, Button calls, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero calls, Button calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, SB calls.

River: (11 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has Kc Jd (two pair, jacks and eights).
Button has 7s 7h (two pair, eights and sevens).
SB has 9c 9s (two pair, nines and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 14 BB. 
i leave that table two hands later and have $1017 to take to the 100-200 games. gamboooool!

aim convo while waiting for seat to open:

chuddo: i think you ashould play 50-1
chuddo: that way 10 bb
chuddo: instead of 5
chuddo: meaning can lose a hand and not be BUSTO
fsuplaya: lose a hand?
fsuplaya: bahhahahah

after waiting on the lists for 10 mins and recruiting some top notch 2p2 minds to sweat me, i got seated on a 6 max 100-200 game. guy to my left had 12k. i bought in for $1017.39. game on.

i get a walk the first hand with K9,
they must have gotten wind of my skillz.
next hand i fold 92o in sb. next hand:

Party Poker 100/200 Hold'em (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

River: (8.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results in white below: 
BB has 5h Ac (one pair, twos).
Hero has Kc As (one pair, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.50 BB. 

hahahahahah man limit players are so bad.

i folded the rest of my hands, talked some [censored] and left the table just as the steelers closed the deal on the game.

total stats: 27 hands, +1926.

gg limidonks!

$3k in FREE MONIEZZZZZ TONIGHT.

here is graph and PT shot.

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