Work Rant

[DING-DONG YO]

Mfing morans. My job is not to do your GD job for you. My job is not to figure out every little tiny thing that goes wrong cause of your dumb ass.

your job is to make my job easier, not the other way around. Quit [censored] coming to me with:

Worker: DDY, this doesn't work
DDY: why not?
Worker: I don't know, that's why I'm coming to you.
DDY: What doesn't it work exactly?
Worker: I don't know, it just doesn't work
DDY: Have you troubleshot it at all?
Worker: No, that's why I'm coming to you
DDY: Head asplode


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[Limesparks]

DDY this post doesnt work

[THEOSU]

ddy,

how's parenthood?

[diebitter]

You need a relaxing hobby at work.

Suggestions:

1) Pick a woman a day and idly imagine how best to corrupt her to do the filthiest things you can think up

2) Ukelele practice

3) Develop a deeply unpleasant personality so ppplz avoid asking you things

4) Develop a complex system of shame for people asking you stuff. For exmaple, before they ask, they have to walk the entire office ringing the 'dumb bell'.

[Suigin406]

can i claim shotgun from the 3 spot??

edit: or from wherever i am now?? boo

[DING-DONG YO]

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DDY this post doesnt work

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Then it fits in well with the rest of my day because nothing/no one else does either.

[bonds]

When I woke up this morning, I yawned.

It's gone downhill from there.

[O Fen�meno]

i read this as work runts

[foredrugmoney]

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i read this as work runts

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i loved that candy, runts. especially the apples and the cherries. not so much the bananas

[DING-DONG YO]

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ddy,

how's parenthood?

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beats me, I'm here for 65 hours a week.