gf buys me gifts unprovoked

[NozeCandy]

So my girlfriend told me today she bought me this shirt



because she wanted me to have some clothes that matched the things she bought for fall. This made me laugh considering the last thing I want is for us to look like we're taking a family portrait when we go out.

All this would be a brag usually, except this is BBV. In BBV this means ZOMG SHES CHEATING ON ME. So what do I do guys? HELP MEEEEEE

[Spence]

Look at it this way. If she's cheating on you at least she feels guilty about it.

[prodonkey]

buy her a hudge black dildo ldo. Maybe she will get the hint.

[chh]

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buy her a tiny dildo with poo stains ldo. Maybe she will get the hint.

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FYP

[tylerg]

clearly u buy a bunch of blow...[censored] her till u bust or get a nose bleed and use the new shirt as a splooge rag or to clean up ur bloody nose...she isnt cheating on u tho...guys [censored] other chicks then buy their girlfriend [censored]...girls dont work that way...they let the guilt eat at them from the inside indefinitly...

[tylerg]

LDO=???

[Suwalski]

lol at believing that girls feel guilt.

[its_just_me]

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lol at believing that girls have feelings.

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fyp

[its_just_me]

huge beat: she wants you to dress up like [censored] [censored]
dump her



...oh and pix of her plz k thx

[NozeCandy]

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huge beat: she wants you to dress up like [censored] [censored]
dump her

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Haha, that is a very nice shirt dude.