Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[KingOtter]

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no, i noticed he said hare even though i'm not the rabbit. i didn't know if "Boooo..." was some cool new microlimit thing or if you were saying my hairline is actually beautiful. it especially became confusing when other people started bumping the "boo" posts. i didn't even think you would waste effort on booing the fact that he said hare when i wasn't wearing a rabbit costume. weird. in reality i thought he knew i was the cat and that he still decided to make the joke.

not leveling you at all. i gave you and KO too much credit, actually.

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I probably would have, actually, because it started as a typo that I decided to just go ahead and keep.

[Wetdog]

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no, i noticed he said hare even though i'm not the rabbit. i didn't know if "Boooo..." was some cool new microlimit thing or if you were saying my hairline is actually beautiful. it especially became confusing when other people started bumping the "boo" posts. i didn't even think you would waste effort on booing the fact that he said hare when i wasn't wearing a rabbit costume. weird. in reality i thought he knew i was the cat and that he still decided to make the joke.

not leveling you at all. i gave you and KO too much credit, actually.

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I probably would have, actually, because it started as a typo that I decided to just go ahead and keep.

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i r drunkern an kunfuzikated

iz there drunkern konfuzikats?

[Brain]

[bravos1]

OMG.. NL, where have you been all my life?


in $$$

[Gib]

Yeah prolly overplayed on river but I never expected him to have that!

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (3 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (6 SB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

River: (12 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 20 BB

Results below:
BB has Qs Ah (straight, ace high).
Hero has 6s 6d (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: BB wins 20 BB.

Not a good start, went on to lose a further 110BBs before bringing it back to only a 30BB loss for the night.

I'm too tired to try to make that last $300 back!

[Gib]

Just to cheer myself up, here are a few hands that made me happy! (all against same guy, he was playing 100/100/6)

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, Button calls, Hero completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, UTG calls, Button calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, UTG calls, Button folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (8.50 BB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, BB calls.

River: (16.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB caps</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 24.50 BB

Results below:
Hero has 9c Jc (flush, jack high).
BB has Kd 3s (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 24.50 BB.

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PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.40 SB) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, MP calls.

Turn: (7.70 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, MP calls.

River: (13.70 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP calls.

Final Pot: 15.70 BB

Results below:
Hero has 8d Ac (three of a kind, aces).
MP has 4d Kh (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.70 BB.

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PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls.

Flop: (7 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results below:
Hero has Qc 7c (one pair, fives).
SB has 4c Jc (one pair, fives).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.50 BB.

[BadBigBabar]

lol gib pwning &lt;3

[LukeSLTS]

Now that is a special kind of maniac.

[Wetdog]

Gib, you ought to follow that guy around with a bucket, to steal a phrase.

[KingOtter]

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OMG.. NL, where have you been all my life?

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Seriously.