Is my professor a member of 2p2?

[yellowjack]

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"At the end of a poker game, there is $1200 in the pot. You can fold and you don’t win or lose any (more) money. You can also call, which in this case means that you pay $400 to see who wins. If you lose, you lose the $400. If you win, you win the $1200 and you get your $400 back. You figure that you have a 30% chance of winning. Suppose your strategy is
to maximize your average winnings over many Poker games. Do you fold or call? Justify your answer for full credit. (Please ignore the many nuances of poker, such as, the additional benefit that you get to see your opponent’s hand if you call and can then learn something about his or her style of play.)"

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Beat: Intro stat class question

[Dan.]

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wow, are you in retard college or something?

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I rofled.

[redsoxsalty]

i like a minraise in this spot

[Jeff_B]

You should obv write a logn story about how his minbet into a $1200 pot is most likely a very weak hand but since you have 9 high but have a tight table image you just check raised him all in and quote something from rounders about "if you can call you should raise"

also draw hypnotoad or write ship it on your paper...

oh yeah get his email log out of 2+2 and do a forgot password and see if it says invalid email or if it sends a temp pass to his account..

[diebitter]

Casually drop 'someday I will fly' into the convo and see how he reacts. Or mention how gross a bare peen is on your back, either is good.

[tagtastic]

Show up to class w/ a sombrero on waving around $130k in cash.

[rubbrband]

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Casually drop 'someday I will fly' into the convo and see how he reacts. Or mention how gross a bare peen is on your back, either is good.

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Get naked and rub ur dick on his back and see what he says. lol, too far?

[LeatherFace]

Depends, if this is a history class then probably yes.

[TyFuji]

this thread is gold

[cwes]

PLay him HU4ROLLZ?