Help me [censored] with a scammer

[1C5]

The church I was minister at:




And a couple pictures I got:





And the best one:

I said this picture wasn't good enough as he was not touching the fish directly.




So he sent this:




Look on his face is priceless.

But then I said we had too many donations already so to be a level #2 donation he would have to prove his loyalty to the church by kissing a fish. Hahahahahahaha. I didn't think he would go that far but guess what shows up in my email:





And then the best part, this guy saw the picture of himself on a 419 eater forum that I posted and sent me this email a few days later:

"GOD INFORMED IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT HERE IN LOME- TOGO REPUBLIC, THAT YOU ARE A BLATANT LIAR, DEICIVER AND SON OF LUCIFER."

[NLSoldier]

oh man, that is freaking hilarious. but now i feel like giving up because theres no way im gonna get anything that funny.

[george w]

1C5,

i've never seen something so sad and so hilarious at the same time. good job.

[Mondogarage]

I swear he's giving that fish some tongue.

BRAG: 1C5 got a scammer to kiss a fish

BEAT: 1C5 caused a man to die by iodine poisoning

VARIANCE: The fish wasn't wearing protection, and got pregnant.

[Lonhro]

I don't think anything can top that for me in a long, long time. Gold.

[soko]

Okay Fish Milk and Cheese is pretty farking funny but seriously, it sounds like they proved their loyalty to the church you are rather lame for at least not donating something.

[fslexcduck]

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Okay Fish Milk and Cheese is pretty farking funny but seriously, it sounds like they proved their loyalty to the church you are rather lame for at least not donating something.

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srsly. i would have sent like 50 bucks or something and considered it a win win situation.

[skiier04]

POTY

[1C5]

you guys are so, so off base here.

these people are scammers and are the scum of the earth. their whole life is based on trying to scam honest people out of all their money.

they are seriously as bad as rapists and murderers, they deserve nothing but a slow painful death.

the small amount of shame i can cause one or two of them is the least i could do

the world would be a 100x better place if every 419 scammer was dead.

you may think it is funny or harmless what they do, but look a little deeper into what they try to get people to do and who exactly they target and I guarantee you will feel the same about them as me.

[AmadisSB]

lol, thats a HUGE [censored] fish in the first pic