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Old 05-21-2007, 08:38 AM
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

How about if you tell them you ate a whole tray of brownies at your girlfriend's place yesterday - they didn't taste quite right, but you ate them anyway because you didn't want her mad at you.

Tip: This approach is more likely to work if you're wearing a button front white shirt and a brown cardigan sweater.
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Old 05-21-2007, 09:06 AM
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

drinking tons of water will f up your ph levels. go to the drug store( wal greens, cvs, walmart)and get some diuretic pills. and take double the recomended dosage. And screw water. Pound pediolite (gatorade if you cant find it) to keep your electrolites in balance. and definately b-12 to keep teh pee pee nice n yella.
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Old 05-21-2007, 10:58 AM
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

HERE ARE SOME MORE INFORMATIONS YO
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Old 05-21-2007, 11:04 AM
MissT74 MissT74 is offline
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

I don't know, I'm skeptical. I was dating a daily smoker for several years who then got on probabation and had to take a piss test every month. He NEVER passed, even after spending all that money on the detox crap from the health food stores and trying all these tricks that you guys mention.

The only reason why he didn't end up back in jail sooner then he should of was because the city/courts were backlogged and work and told him about 8 months after the first test: "Sir, you've never passed a test".

Good luck to you though.
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Old 05-21-2007, 11:34 AM
lostsoul lostsoul is offline
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

It just depends on how good the test is the give him. From the sounds of things the one your friend got was the same one I use to get on the job all the time. They could pick up clean out kits, and that is as good to testing positive.
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Old 05-21-2007, 12:37 PM
SinkRox SinkRox is offline
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

Are they really goind to watch you flop it out and piss? Highly unlikely.

Just get a friend whos clean to piss in a little bottle. Thats what we did at school [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Old 05-21-2007, 12:42 PM
grouchie grouchie is offline
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

man, i'm amazed that places still do piss tests when the swab is quicker for them and they don't have to send you somewhere, just send the swab out.

and they can do it on the spot instead of having to wait.
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Old 05-21-2007, 12:42 PM
epiphanot epiphanot is offline
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

I got a test once where you had to put a indicator thing between your cheek and gums for a few minutes
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Old 05-21-2007, 12:52 PM
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

If you fail, will you lose your job? If so, is losing a pizza delivery job really that big of a beat? I don't think I'd lose a lot of sleep over it.
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Old 05-21-2007, 12:56 PM
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Default Re: Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

Drugs are bad
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