Piss test in 17 hrs HELP ME PASS

[KidVegas72]

So i have been delivering pizzas for a couple months and today I backed into this old ass car and now I have to take a drug test [img]/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img]. From looking at the forms im pretty sure its a piss test. I've been looking on the internet for what I should do and so far what i've read is drink a sh'tload of water- take some B12 so my piss isn't suspiciously clear, and im gonna go to one of the 24- hour headshops in vegas and buy a detox kit. If anyone has some first hand experience and could recomend one please do so- i know some of them are scams. Also im 6'0 20 lbs and im a everyday smoker- i haven't smoked anything today though and only a bowl yesteday. Am I screwed? I know some of will say my job sux but its good for me 15/hr and really easy plus theres a hot chick i work with who i will probably hook up with- although i suppose i could even without the job- but much easier when i can [censored] around with her at work. So any suggestions that would help are appreciated. hopefully im not screwed here...

[young Nut]

start drinking lots of water, and go to a head shop in the morning and buy one of those $50 drinks that clean your system, just as you described in your post. You should be fine.

[KidVegas72]

ok cool, i feel better now- knew there was plenty of stoners here in BBV [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]. Also i found some b12 in the medicine cabinet i just took one 1000mg, how many more should i take? In the morning? I've also somehow managed to go through the whole day only eating half a slice of pizza so im a little hungry- i read somewhere red meat helps somehow, is this true? meal suggestions? Im thinking a couple double cheeseburgers at the 24 hr Mickey D's... U think I should just wait till tomrorrow to buy the detox stuff? I have to take the test before 9pm- possibly earlier if the place isn't open that late- ty in advance u mary jane lovers

[DaExMan]

i heard that your not supposed to use the first and last bit of piss that comes out. Don't know how reliable that is but couldn't hurt i guess

[TIEdup14]

KidVegas you honestly seem kind of chill/cool, it's too bad you dont post here more

[KidVegas72]

Heh thanks- long time lurker but was also too lazy to create a SN, ya cuz it takes a whole 2 minutes and someone else uually post what i was thinking and so im like [censored] it

[DarkForceRising]

HERE ARE SOME MORE INFORMATIONS YO

[MissT74]

I don't know, I'm skeptical. I was dating a daily smoker for several years who then got on probabation and had to take a piss test every month. He NEVER passed, even after spending all that money on the detox crap from the health food stores and trying all these tricks that you guys mention.

The only reason why he didn't end up back in jail sooner then he should of was because the city/courts were backlogged and work and told him about 8 months after the first test: "Sir, you've never passed a test".

Good luck to you though.

[lostsoul]

It just depends on how good the test is the give him. From the sounds of things the one your friend got was the same one I use to get on the job all the time. They could pick up clean out kits, and that is as good to testing positive.

[SinkRox]

Are they really goind to watch you flop it out and piss? Highly unlikely.

Just get a friend whos clean to piss in a little bottle. Thats what we did at school [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]