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Old 11-24-2007, 05:03 PM
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Default LOL just when I thought things couldn\'t get worse

The sewer blocks, and floods my garden with raw sewage, the floor of my basement squlches and sewage seeps up from under it, the whole house reeks, the pit in the garden has about 2 foot of sewage in a swimming pool in it

lol @ life, it kicks you in the balls, then when you are down, it pisses over your head and flings poo at you
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Old 11-24-2007, 05:04 PM
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take a nice refreshing swim
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Old 11-24-2007, 05:04 PM
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Old 11-24-2007, 05:10 PM
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Full Tilt Poker Game #4283318056: Table Mesa (heads up) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:07:04 ET - 2007/11/24
Seat 1: Nonfictional ($98.70)
Seat 2: krazie4trot ($115.40)
Nonfictional posts the small blind of $0.50
krazie4trot has 5 seconds left to act
krazie4trot posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Nonfictional [Ks Kd]
Nonfictional raises to $3
krazie4trot raises to $9
Nonfictional raises to $25
krazie4trot raises to $115.40, and is all in
Nonfictional calls $73.70, and is all in
krazie4trot shows [Ah Ad]
Nonfictional shows [Ks Kd]
Uncalled bet of $16.70 returned to krazie4trot
Nonfictional: dfassdfsad
*** FLOP *** [6c Qd Jc]
*** TURN *** [6c Qd Jc] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [6c Qd Jc 3d] [6d]
krazie4trot shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
Nonfictional shows two pair, Kings and Sixes
krazie4trot wins the pot ($196.90) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Nonfictional is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $197.40 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6c Qd Jc 3d 6d]
Seat 1: Nonfictional (small blind) showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 2: krazie4trot (big blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($196.90) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:22 PM
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:34 PM
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ez fold
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:35 PM
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The sewer blocks, and floods my garden with raw sewage, the floor of my basement squlches and sewage seeps up from under it, the whole house reeks, the pit in the garden has about 2 foot of sewage in a swimming pool

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You're such a word artist. I was divulged by your magical writings. Watch out Shakespeare
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:36 PM
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The sewer blocks, and floods my garden with raw sewage, the floor of my basement squlches and sewage seeps up from under it, the whole house reeks, the pit in the garden has about 2 foot of sewage in a swimming pool

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You're such a word artist. I was divulged by your magical writings. Watch out Shakespeare

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Shakespeare's dead afaik
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:39 PM
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omg it's like a jenkem paradise.

how much you want for your house?
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Old 11-24-2007, 08:40 PM
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lol @ life, it kicks you in the balls, then when you are down, it pisses over your head and flings poo at you

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life plays limited hold them?
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