HSNL [censored] THREAD OCTOBER

[CASINOCASINO]

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I just want to know what there stars handle is because I see them talking a lot of about other players and I have no idea who they are

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does that mean i get a hu match too?
dubness 1 btw

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oh I never would of known, I like how you play and I must admit I have been very fortunate vs you.

[the_dal_kid]

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this is how u start a grudgematch

"YO ____ you are terrible at poker. You are horrid, you are putting my future kids through college, and i will rape you in your ass and in your eyeballs if you want to play me hu. We will play anywhere from 5/10 nl to 200/400 nl 4 tables until one of us drops dead or quits. I promise you, if I quit first it's because I am dead, because nothing short of death, or perhaps mount everest, a football field filled with hot coals, or jessica alba standing naked on my bed asking to get banged until the next haley's comet appearence, could come in between me and a computer to play you heads up.

If you don't accept, then never talk to me ever again because you are no longer a human being, as you may as well have handed me your heart and testicles, you pitiful girlie man.

Throw down, bitch."

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Not sure if this is copy/pasted from somewhere else or if it's a brilliant parody of generic grudgematch challenges but I lol'd for like 5min (even after losing 17k).

[SlowHabit]

Crablar,

Please take anger management class.

Also, please do not try to steal g-p's HU opponent for your own.

Thanks.

[the_dal_kid]

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The end result? Having the comfort of knowing I beat someone totally undeserving? A few extra 100 dollar bills? having a community who is degrading praise me?

Please id rather just have my dignity.

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I felt inspired. (to the tune of "Changes" by 2pac):

Come on Come on
I seek no challenges, wake up at 10am and I ask myself
Is GP worth playing or should I blast myself?
I'm tired of being beat up by these filthy lies
My emotion hurts so I'm lookin to go back to pocket fives
2p2ers give a damn about CASI-NO? GP stacks me for a G he's a HE-RO!
Breakin' my bankroll and makin me broke dead? Just one less ugly poster on the [censored] thread!
First talk some [censored] and say 'whateva'
Give em odds, stand back, and watch them bet each other
"It's time to fight back" that's what Grimstarr said
Two hacks in the Mac now Grimstarr's dead!
I got love for my gambler, but we can never get no where
unless we stop all the rambling. We gotta start making CHALLENGES
Learn to shut up play HU and let luck tip the BALANCES
And that's how it's supposed to be.
How can Lady Luck help a brother when he's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we played three-six
With these challenges, that's just the way it is.

[Bridge w/ changing ad libs]

(Come on, come on) That's just the way it is. Things'll never be the same.
That's just the way it is. aww yeah...
[Repeat]

[CASINOCASINO]

You know what, thats actually pretty good hehe..

A+

[Christophers]

casino, I would appreciate it if you started playing on Party again. Thanks.

[CASINOCASINO]

Chris possibly when they remove the colluding regulars, the severe rat hole population, and when they don't take 5k in rake back for no reason, when the software does not just freeze out of nowhere and force me reboot the engine, and quite possible when where is a huge influx of fish again like there was 10 month ago.


P.S. I still have all my funds on party, I just choose not to play it.

BTW how does it feel to be up 75 buyins in coin flips in the last 4 months. <font color="brown"> </font>

[Melchiades]

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The end result? Having the comfort of knowing I beat someone totally undeserving? A few extra 100 dollar bills? having a community who is degrading praise me?

Please id rather just have my dignity.

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I felt inspired. (to the tune of "Changes" by 2pac):

Come on Come on
I seek no challenges, wake up at 10am and I ask myself
Is GP worth playing or should I blast myself?
I'm tired of being beat up by these filthy lies
My emotion hurts so I'm lookin to go back to pocket fives
2p2ers give a damn about CASI-NO? GP stacks me for a G he's a HE-RO!
Breakin' my bankroll and makin me broke dead? Just one less ugly poster on the [censored] thread!
First talk some [censored] and say 'whateva'
Give em odds, stand back, and watch them bet each other
"It's time to fight back" that's what Grimstarr said
Two hacks in the Mac now Grimstarr's dead!
I got love for my gambler, but we can never get no where
unless we stop all the rambling. We gotta start making CHALLENGES
Learn to shut up play HU and let luck tip the BALANCES
And that's how it's supposed to be.
How can Lady Luck help a brother when he's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we played three-six
With these challenges, that's just the way it is.

[Bridge w/ changing ad libs]

(Come on, come on) That's just the way it is. Things'll never be the same.
That's just the way it is. aww yeah...
[Repeat]

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ROFL

[Ansky]

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this is how u start a grudgematch

"YO ____ you are terrible at poker. You are horrid, you are putting my future kids through college, and i will rape you in your ass and in your eyeballs if you want to play me hu. We will play anywhere from 5/10 nl to 200/400 nl 4 tables until one of us drops dead or quits. I promise you, if I quit first it's because I am dead, because nothing short of death, or perhaps mount everest, a football field filled with hot coals, or jessica alba standing naked on my bed asking to get banged until the next haley's comet appearence, could come in between me and a computer to play you heads up.

If you don't accept, then never talk to me ever again because you are no longer a human being, as you may as well have handed me your heart and testicles, you pitiful girlie man.

Throw down, bitch."

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Not sure if this is copy/pasted from somewhere else or if it's a brilliant parody of generic grudgematch challenges but I lol'd for like 5min (even after losing 17k).

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not copy pasted, it's all mine baby.

[easycall]

thread finally delivers.