I HATE U POKERSTARS

luckyjimm · #1 12-01-2007, 06:49 PM

Some kind soul staked me $50 to play on PokerStars, 50/50. This is what happened to it.
I HATE U POKERSTARS!!!!

$0.25/$0.5 Pot Limit Omaha Hi
4 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero ($54.15)
BTN ($92.40)
SB ($54.60)
BB ($12.85)

Pre-flop: ($0.75, 4 players) Hero is CO A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero raises to $1.75, BTN calls $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25

28.70% (EV = -$0.17)

41.70% (EV = $0.54)

29.60% (EV = -$0.12)

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($5.5, 3 players)
BB bets $3.5, Hero raises to $15.75, BTN calls $15.75, BB goes all-in $7.6

33.20% (EV = $1.78)

33.00% (EV = $0.12)

33.80% (EV = $0.51)

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($48.1, 3 players)
Hero bets $20, BTN calls $20

0.00% (EV = $0.00)

86.10% (EV = $55.85)

13.90% (EV = -$7.75)

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($88.1, 3 players)
Hero bets $16.5, BTN goes all-in $54.9, Hero goes all-in $0.15, Hero says "so ****kking sick"

0.00% (EV = $0.00)

0.00% (EV = -$16.65)

100.00% (EV = $104.75)

Final Pot: $121.40
BB shows: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero shows: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
BTN shows: 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

BTN wins $157.65 ( won +$65.25 )
BB lost -$12.85
Hero lost -$54.15

luckyjimm · #2 12-01-2007, 06:50 PM

I bet less than full pot on the turn because I HAVE A [censored] GREAT HAND AND I WANT HIM TO STAY IN. Maybe I should check fold the [censored] river

JESUS

luckyjimm · #3 12-01-2007, 06:53 PM

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I bet less than full pot on the turn because I HAVE A [censored] GREAT HAND AND I WANT HIM TO STAY IN. Maybe I should check fold the [censored] river

JESUS

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kkcountry · #4 12-01-2007, 06:54 PM

i can't wait until jimm has to blow his roommates to pay rent

The once and future king · #5 12-01-2007, 08:00 PM

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i can't wait until jimm has to blow his roommates to pay rent

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Wait?

rakemeplz · #6 12-01-2007, 08:07 PM

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i can't wait until jimm has to blow his roommates to pay rent

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So...which one are you?

MastermindT · #7 12-01-2007, 08:48 PM

[ ] OP bet pot on turn
[x] OP bet his low flush on river

Donkey-Milker · #8 12-01-2007, 06:53 PM

did you swear loudly in the internet cafe?

also... i really think you should stick to holdem. not because you are far worse at omaha.. just that it is a swongier game and therefore detrimental to your health and finances imo.

luckyjimm · #9 12-01-2007, 06:54 PM

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did you swear loudly in the internet cafe?

also... i really think you should stick to holdem. not because you are far worse at omaha.. just that it is a swongier game and therefore detrimental to your health and finances imo.

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I've had Internet at home since Wednesday night. My big losses were at home.

I'll never play hold'em. I have no interest in it. I'm more likely to take up croquet.

Donkey-Milker · #10 12-01-2007, 06:57 PM

one thing i have noticed about you jimm is that you never snap at posters on here you wind you up. it really is amazing. despite the title of this thread you are always really calm and analytic. maybe to do with our English genes?