Beat: Wierd fantasy while shaving leads to minor wound

[Madman Madman]

So I had just read a post about the unlawful gambling internet act and then I decided to shave my face. While I was doing it my mind wandered and I imagined me and Bill frist arguing on cnn, he was making ridiculous statements and I was getting very angry and I was doing really good but he had this stupid smug on his face that was really pissing me off. Then somehow he got me to open my stars account and I was playing live on cnn. Basically like 4 hands in I hit a set of fives and some donk raised me all and I instacalled and he hit his flush on the river and Bill frist was like lololololol hahaha see it is all luck lol. My face turned beat red with anger then all of sudden BOOM I cut my lip shaving.

brag: hate bill frist now more than ever
beat: unmasculine facial wound
variance: decided to become amish


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