this guy at 25nl said that he would impale me if he ever saw me

[Spechel EDD]

i just sat down to blow off some steam and was raising wildly and then this hand happened!

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em (NL$25) <font color="#0000FF">(5 handed)</font> link

Button ($10.50)
Hero ($28.05)
BB ($42.94)
UTG ($28.96)
CO ($30.60)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.25, CO calls $0.25, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.65</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, CO calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.00) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $2.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $5.50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $11.25</font>, CO calls $8.50.

Turn: ($32.00) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises all-in ($12.30)</font>, CO calls $12.30.

River: ($56.60) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $56.60.
Results in white below:<font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ad Ah (two pairs, aces and sevens.)
CO has 3s 3c (two pairs, sevens and threes.)
Hero wins $54.60.
</font>

Fish: WTF THATS FU CKING BULLS HIT
Fish: IM GONNA RAPE AND SKULLFU CK UR ENTIRE FAMILY
Fish: THAT IS F UCKING BS
Fish: EVERYTIME, EVERY F UCKING TIME

[Spechel EDD]

man what was i thinking when i made this thread

it seemed like a good idea at the time

can some mod like delete this thread, its embaressing

[StrikeR300]

Seriously though, I hate it when my 3's get cracked. Guess it's back to $10 NL [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Chump Change]

[ QUOTE ]

Fish: WTF THATS FU CKING BULLS HIT
Fish: IM GONNA RAPE AND SKULLFU CK UR ENTIRE FAMILY
Fish: THAT IS F UCKING BS
Fish: EVERYTIME, EVERY F UCKING TIME

[/ QUOTE ]

This thread is teh sex.

Better than the ones i've started at least.

[Spechel EDD]

there was a part where he said he was going to rip my head off and stick it on a wooden post at his door but i just logged out of party so its probably lost now

[UATrewqaz]

It was prof77, he figured he was a coinflip.

[AntonHeat]

you should of said something funny back to him [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Push_Fold]

I bet villain is Senator Kyl.

[DemonDeac]

what does skull f*ck mean??

[UATrewqaz]

When a mommy skull and a daddy skull really care about each other....