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Old 10-11-2007, 06:28 PM
The 13th 4postle The 13th 4postle is offline
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Default Told him Id put him on the rail

This was the first hand at the table. I had AJ offsuit and he had 8h9h.

Starting hand #936252032
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NEW HAND
RKMANsmith posts the small blind $0.05
Hero posts the big blind $0.10
Villain posts the big blind $0.10
fsudrew posts the big blind $0.10

DEALING POCKETS
eaglemann calls $0.10
Tiger888 folds
toledoboy20 folds
Villain goes all in $4.90
fsudrew folds
luetchy folds
RKMANsmith folds
Hero folds
eaglemann folds
$4.90 is not called, return back to Villain
Villain shows High Card, Nine

Hand 936252032:
Villain wins($0.45)
with High Card, Nine

Hero: i wish i had sene ur play earlier
Hero: i was so ready to call
Villain: SEEN IS THE WORD YOUR LOOKING FOR !!!!SON
Villain: BUT I GOT YA
Hero: dont worry buddy ull be sittin on the rail soon enough
Villain: U THINK?
Hero: oo yeah
Villain: OK YHX I NEED TO GO ANY HOW
Hero: i own .5/.10
Villain: OHHHHHH SCARY!!! LMAO
Hero: i know
Hero: right


Starting hand #936261615
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NEW HAND
RKMANsmith posts the small blind $0.05
Hero posts the big blind $0.10

DEALING POCKETS
Tiger888 folds
toledoboy20 folds
Villain raises $0.30 to $0.40
fsudrew calls $0.40
luetchy folds
RKMANsmith folds
Hero calls $0.30

DEALING FLOP (8c,6s,9s)
Hero bets $0.30
toledoboy20 has left the table
Villain raises $1.25 to $1.55
fsudrew folds
Hero, it's your turn. You have 10 seconds to act
Hero calls $1.25

DEALING TURN (2d)
Hero bets $2.55
Villain goes all in $2.55
Villain shows a Pair, Eights

DEALING RIVER (4c)
Hero shows a Pair, Nines
Villain shows a Pair, Eights

Hand 936261615:
Hero wins main pot($9.39)
with a Pair, Nines
Villain is sitting out

I know its microlimits but we all gotta start somewhere
Here's the rest of the chat.

While he was waiting for my call

Villain: ?
Villain: ?
Villain: ?

After Hand

Villain: GH
Hero: told ya
Villain: I GOTTA GO
Hero: lol
Hero: cya
Villain: GOOD PLAYING NY
Hero: u too
Hero: good bluff
Hero: if u hadnt shown me the first hand
Villain: I QUESS U GOT MY !! AND NOY YOURS $4.50 !!!!!! LMAO
Villain: GOOD LUCK KID!!!!
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Old 10-11-2007, 06:30 PM
MDoranD MDoranD is offline
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Default Re: Told him Id put him on the rail

you sound like a douchebag
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Old 10-11-2007, 06:44 PM
The 13th 4postle The 13th 4postle is offline
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Default Re: Told him Id put him on the rail

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you sound like a douchebag

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2+2 did it to me....

Yeah sorry about the way it reads... Bodog sucks and that is the best I can do.
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Old 10-11-2007, 07:07 PM
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you are a douchebag

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Old 10-11-2007, 06:31 PM
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Default Re: Told him Id put him on the rail

This reads like a C++ program.
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Old 10-11-2007, 06:41 PM
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worst post ever?
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Old 10-11-2007, 06:43 PM
BowToYourSensei BowToYourSensei is offline
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Default Re: Told him Id put him on the rail

good thing u put the HH#, something this hilarious woulda had to be fake
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Old 10-11-2007, 06:47 PM
EL Burro Loco EL Burro Loco is offline
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worst post ever !

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FYP
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Old 10-11-2007, 06:46 PM
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Default Re: Told him Id put him on the rail

Villain sounds like an adult bemused by the bizarre behaviour of a teenager.
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Old 10-11-2007, 06:51 PM
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Default Re: Told him Id put him on the rail

[ ] Hero pwns villain
[ ] Villain got pwned
[x] Hero got pwned
[x] Hero pwned self
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