BEDLEEBLAAHHHGRAAAAAAACHCHCHCHCH ------ F.. PthddDDD %%% ( . )( . )

[private joker]

HAAAAAAAGGRRSHHHPPPTTDDDDDDBBBBBBBCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW DO YOU PEOPLE HAVE MONEY I MEAN WHERE DOES IT COME FROM IF YOU PLAY POKER HOW DO YOU NOT JUST END UP BROKE SUCKING OFF A DRIFTER FROM IDAHO IN AN ALLEY BEHIND A DENNY'S JUST HOPING THAT SOMEONE THROWS A MOONS OVER MY HAMMY ONTO THE BLACK CONCRETE SO YOU CAN LAP UP A FEW MORSELS OF FOOD FOR THE NIGHT BEFORE YOU CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP IN THE GUTTER, RETCHING DRY HEAVES AS THE NAUSEA OF YOUR EXISTENCE OVERWHELMS EVERY PORE IN YOUR BODY!!!!>????!!!

PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
<font color="#FF0000">Hero raises</font>, MP folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.40 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, BB calls.

Turn: (3.20 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#FF0000">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#FF0000">BB raises</font>, <font color="#FF0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, BB calls.

River: (9.20 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#FF0000">BB bets</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.20 BB

Results:
<font color="#FFFFFF">
BB shows 3d, 9d (a straight, Six to Ten).
Hero mucks Ks, Kh.
Outcome: BB wins 10.90 BB.
($3.00 Rake)
</font>


How do you even find a way to sustain your metabolic functions well enough to have the energy to muster up the muscle movement it takes to click the mouse button and move the pointer towards the button you think you need to press to even give off the appearance to a blind and deaf person that you once in the past 20 years considered the possibility that you could ever win a hand of poker. I mean Jesus Goddam Christ in a Handbag Shitstick Herbie Come Here Penguins and Apricots

Are you so goddam [censored] stupid that you can't even dress yourself in the morning and you have to roll off your hostel cot naked onto the linoleum floor where 2 Mexican guys have to cover you with a light blue cape and force-feed applesauce down your gob (as you cough and spit half of it out when the random throat spasms caused by your dyslexic retardo-meter heart valves disrupt the gracious life-sustatining motions of a brain-dead animal gasping for its final idiotic breaths in a world in which it cannot understand), and therefore you and the merciless God you pray to but which doesn't exist (and if he did he would have such contempt for you that he would kill you dead with a lighning bolt just so he could grudgefuck you in the eye socket and come into your ear for wasting his Almighty time) actually have just enough random will to crawl towards a keyboard and log onto PokerStars and find a way through whatever unbearably cruel plan of said grudgefucking God Almighty to get your money in so bad that you would be better off timing out disconnect without protection to save you from the humiliation that is only matched by the sight in the mirror as your stare into the pale, hollow gaze of a once-breathing mechanism who farted out of his mother's dusty claptrap of a vagina 17 years ago only to waste away in a Darwinian miracle of de-evolution

What was I talking about? Oh yeah poo-flinging 104:

[skillgambler]

that's a lot of poo, imo

edit: RACIST BAN

[eurythmech]

Too...together.
OP doesn't sound like he's suffering imho.

Hilarious hand, though.

[chief_]

i read all of it and i loved every second

[SamuraiJon]

COWNED!!!!!!

[JokersAttack]

[x] limit
[x] racism
[x] good mix

[private joker]

[ QUOTE ]
Too...together.
OP doesn't sound like he's suffering imho.


[/ QUOTE ]

Writing this post went a long way towards un-tilting me. Right after this hand (which followed a series of horrific beats by dominated hands) I signed off PStars to make sure I didn't play while tilted, then I made this post and I feel a whole hellofalot better now.

Thanks for reading, BBV.

[TheOneWizard]

I now realize why for limit the convertor just says "Hero Bets" rather than put in the bet amount because otherwise everyone would realize that OP only lost $55 in this hand.

[Donkey-Milker]

you deserved it for playing limit?

he had a double gutter?

[private joker]

Not sure why you had question marks in your post, but I guess I'll answer the questions. Don't know who else they'd be directed to or why.

[ QUOTE ]
you deserved it for playing limit?

[/ QUOTE ]

No

[ QUOTE ]
he had a double gutter?

[/ QUOTE ]

5s/8s no good.


[x] missed the point of the thread