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Old 12-01-2007, 12:46 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

Preflop:

Villain: Im suited, im goot, RAISE!
Hero: Reasonable hand, ill 3-bet but i don't know why I'm doing it.
Villain: I told you, im suited!
Hero: Ok, ur goot, i call.

Flop:
Villain: runner runner flush draw [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img])))) I bettttt
Hero: Dude, i got the nuts IMO.
Villain: No u dont, 3-bets.
Hero: OK.

Turn:
Villain: Fukkin flush draw, w/e i still got straight draw, im goot.
Hero: No ur not.
Villain: Yes i am.
Hero: No ur not.
Villain: Ok, then, call.

River:
Villain: I GOTTT A PAIRRRRR [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Hero: I dont care.
Villain: You should.
Hero: stfu
Villain: OK, u got it. I give up.

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