HOW TO ROBUSTO PT. 1

[grando]

Step 1: run like [censored] over 10k hands today
Step 2: be on monster tilt and get ready to move up
Step 3: have your g/f come over in 15 min for sympathy head
Step 4: run into maniac while closing down tables
Step 5: ???
Step 6: PROFIT

******* Hand 1 ********

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $80.10
CO: $97
Hero: $113.65
SB: $187.50
BB: $41.65

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $4.5</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $20</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $49.5</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in $20.65</font>.
Uncalled bets: $27.85 returned to Hero.

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($43.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $43.8)


Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($43.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $43.8)


River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($43.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $43.8)


Results:
Final pot: $43.8
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows KC QC </font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows QD 8D </font>

then some limped hand that doesn't matter, then next hand:

******* Hand 2 ********

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
Hero: $152.80
CO: $187
Button: $105
SB: $79.10
BB: $93

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero calls, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button raises to $30</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $151.8</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $75</font>.
Uncalled bets: $46.8 returned to Hero.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $211.5)


Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $211.5)


River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $211.5)


Results:
Final pot: $3
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows AD 9S </font>
<font color="#ffffff">Button shows 7H 8H </font>

next hand:

******* Hand 3 ********

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $187
CO: $100
Button: $78.60
SB: $100
Hero: $256.30

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">CO raises to $30</font>, 2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $255.3</font>, <font color="#cc0000">CO calls all-in $70</font>.
Uncalled bets: $155.3 returned to Hero.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($101, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200.5)


Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($101, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200.5)


River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($101, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $200.5)


Results:
Final pot: $101
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows 8D 8H </font>
<font color="#ffffff">CO shows 7C JD </font>

then he couldn't reload in time, so next hand:

******* Hand 4 ********

Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $80
CO: $99.50
Hero: $353.30
SB: $186
BB: $100

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $35</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $352.3</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in $64</font>.
Uncalled bets: $287.3 returned to Hero.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $132)


Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $132)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $132)


Results:
Final pot: $4
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows AS 6D </font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows AH QC </font>

BAM SHIP IT NOW I'M GONNA GET LAID

[sefaje]

you did pretty good at 60/40s there

[jonwanchalk]

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Poker Room skin
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $80
CO: $99.50
Hero: $353.30
SB: $186
BB: $100

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, CO folds, Hero calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $35</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $352.3</font>, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB calls all-in $64</font>.
Uncalled bets: $287.3 returned to Hero.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $132)


Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $132)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($4, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $132)


Results:
Final pot:$4
<font color="#ffffff">Hero shows AS 6D </font>
<font color="#ffffff">BB shows AH QC </font>

BAM SHIP IT NOW I'M GONNA GET LAID

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Rake must have been nuts on that last one.

[4drugmoney]

This very well could have been me.

[DopamineRelease]

Obv this thread is worthless w/o pics of gf. Nice run tho mang

[holdme]

so your girl is gonna give me sympathy head?

[somethingstupid]

WHEN THE F ARE YOU GOING TO POST PART 2

[4drugmoney]

Can I have my monies back?

[LionelHutz00]

graph plz

[PokerSoccer]

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graph plz

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