Youd think after playing 10k hands today Full Tilt would gimme a break

[snowbank]

brag: poker is easy
beat: i can't not get sucked out on today
variance: i've played over 10,000 hands today


Seat 1: Suckr4blackjack ($213.80)
Seat 2: AAtiltedme ($449.50)
Seat 3: hard2tel ($410)
Seat 4: hAAppy Monkey ($400)
Seat 5: NocturnalshadoW ($401.80)
Seat 6: HERO ($388)
AAtiltedme posts the small blind of $2
hard2tel posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [Kh Kd]
hAAppy Monkey folds
NocturnalshadoW folds
HERO raises to $14
Suckr4blackjack folds
AAtiltedme calls $12
hard2tel calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Qd Kc Qc]
AAtiltedme checks
hard2tel checks
HERO bets $32
AAtiltedme folds
hard2tel calls $32
*** TURN *** [Qd Kc Qc] [Ac]
hard2tel checks
HERO bets $69
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel has requested TIME
hard2tel calls $69
*** RIVER *** [Qd Kc Qc Ac] [8d]
hard2tel checks
HERO bets $273, and is all in
hard2tel calls $273
*** SHOW DOWN ***
HERO shows [Kh Kd] a full house, Kings full of Queens
hard2tel shows [Jc Tc] a Royal Flush
hard2tel wins the pot ($787) with a Royal Flush
HERO is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $790 | Rake $3
Board: [Qd Kc Qc Ac 8d]
Seat 1: Suckr4blackjack (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: AAtiltedme (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: hard2tel (big blind) showed [Jc Tc] and won ($787) with a Royal Flush
Seat 4: hAAppy Monkey didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: NocturnalshadoW didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: HERO showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Queens

2 minutes later, same villain

Seat 1: Colasanti ($231.80)
Seat 2: HERO ($1,569.10)
Seat 3: 78Morrow ($496.60)
Seat 4: hard2tel ($483.30)
Seat 6: jusmoney ($192.25)
hard2tel posts the small blind of $2
jusmoney posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to HERO [9d Ts]
Colasanti folds
HERO raises to $14
78Morrow folds
hard2tel calls $12
jusmoney folds
*** FLOP *** [8s 6s 7s]
hard2tel bets $26
HERO has 15 seconds left to act
HERO raises to $89
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel raises to $236
HERO raises to $1,555.10, and is all in
hard2tel: fantastic
hard2tel has 15 seconds left to act
hard2tel calls $233.30, and is all in
HERO shows [9d Ts]
hard2tel shows [8c 8h]
Uncalled bet of $1,085.80 returned to HERO
*** TURN *** [8s 6s 7s] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [8s 6s 7s 6c] [7h]
HERO shows a straight, Ten high
hard2tel shows a full house, Eights full of Sevens
hard2tel wins the pot ($967.60) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $970.60 | Rake $3
Board: [8s 6s 7s 6c 7h]
Seat 1: Colasanti didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: HERO showed [9d Ts] and lost with a straight, Ten high
Seat 3: 78Morrow (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: hard2tel (small blind) showed [8c 8h] and won ($967.60) with a full house, Eights full of Sevens
Seat 6: jusmoney (big blind) folded before the Flop