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Old 11-08-2007, 06:27 AM
synth_floyd synth_floyd is offline
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Default Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

When you have the nuts on the river and you bet and your opponent calls you say (especially when it's a big bet):

"Do you like CDs?"

When they say yes then you say

"Then see deez nutz!!!!!!!!"

Brilliant, eh?
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:28 AM
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Default Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

[ ] brilliant
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:30 AM
DUCYAlphaQ DUCYAlphaQ is offline
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Default Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

but how many times does your opponent actually call when you have the nuts on the river and like CDs at the same time. my logic is as follows:

the only people who like CDs (a super-outdated type of technology) are old nits who always fold to your bets when you have the nuts. so when someone calls your river bet when you have the nuts, they usually don't like CDs and will say "no", thus removing the comic impetus...your statement "then see deez nuts" will become a non-sequitor...
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:32 AM
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Default Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

right...
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:34 AM
ADK ADK is offline
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Default Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

lol @ op. how many months did it take to figure that out one
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:34 AM
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Default Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

Who listens to cd's anymore?
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:37 AM
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Default Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

ban
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:43 AM
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Default Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

[ QUOTE ]
but how many times does your opponent actually call when you have the nuts on the river and like CDs at the same time. my logic is as follows:

the only people who like CDs (a super-outdated type of technology) are old nits who always fold to your bets when you have the nuts. so when someone calls your river bet when you have the nuts, they usually don't like CDs and will say "no", thus removing the comic impetus...your statement "then see deez nuts" will become a non-sequitor...

[/ QUOTE ]

[x] Rescued thread...
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Old 11-08-2007, 06:43 AM
Triple_J Triple_J is offline
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Default Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

[ ] best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!
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Old 11-08-2007, 07:17 AM
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Default Re: Brag: I came up with the best poker catch phrase EVAR!!!

teh donkey????
dum thred ship it
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