Brandi is not hot

[DING-DONG YO]

A random thought I had.

Brandi is not hot. Her body is OK, but a couple of other things land her squarely in the not-hot skank category.

- makeup - obv no one ever taught her how to put it on. She often looks kinda clowny

- hair - this is my biggest issue. Why does her hair always look like it's in corn rows? Is she too nasty/lazy to fix herself up? It makes me wonder if she even showers. Which makes me wonder how stank that vag is.

your random DDY thoughts for the day.

I'm off to OOT to try and get banned now.

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Agreed.

Better looking than most of the fat slugs at a poker table? Yes, but not hot.

Edit: Aside from teh herp, bangable. She at least has a nice body, from the couple of pic's ive seen.

[MasterLJ]

Definitely agree.

Cute? Kinda.

Bangable? Asbolutely

On a random night out I see dozens of chicks hotter than her.

[PITTM]

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corn rolls

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lol.

[DING-DONG YO]

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lol.

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is it rows or rolls?

srs question, I hear people use both.

[MasterLJ]

We need an "Ask a Black Dude," thread. I have no idea either. I generally lean towards "rows" though.

[Jiggymike]

Anytime you place a female in a normally male dominated setting, she instantly becomes like 200x hotter than she really is. Brandi is totally skanky but she shows off her decent body and her toughest competition is Annie Duke (k not really but I couldn't think of anyone else). Anytime I play poker and there is a girl who is even remotely attractive at the table (like >4/10, so maybe not even attractive), the guys start slobbering over her like hyenas on an elephant carcass. And if you ever play with an actual hottie with no obvious hubby/bf around, there are literal fireworks going off.

Bill Simmons calls this "press box hot", where you place a woman into an all-male press box and her hotness is compounded significantly. Also guys like slutty girls and Brandi is clearly that. I think she could be cute and has a pretty good bod but DDY makes good points as to why she is kinda gross.

[durkahdurkah]

i'd bang her and her eraser nipples all night long (with a rubber)

but she's not the kind of girl that you keep in the spank bank if you catch my drift

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lol.

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is it rows or rolls?

srs question, I hear people use both.

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pretty sure it's rows.

[Jiggymike]

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lol.

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is it rows or rolls?

srs question, I hear people use both.

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Pretty sure it's rows

EDIT: We called ahead