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12-21-2006, 05:40 PM
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Re: Never Trust Anyone
HARK!
AM I TOO LATE?!?! |
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12-21-2006, 05:43 PM
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Re: Never Trust Anyone
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HARK! AM I TOO LATE?!?! [/ QUOTE ] god you people suck at gimmicks. i think it's time to go back to FCP or NWP or POG or whereever the [censored] most of you came from. |
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12-21-2006, 06:05 PM
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Re: Never Trust Anyone
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[ QUOTE ] HARK! AM I TOO LATE?!?! [/ QUOTE ] god you people suck at gimmicks. i think it's time to go back to FCP or NWP or POG or whereever the [censored] most of you came from. [/ QUOTE ] FCP. But I love the Christmas Miracle. Is there a summary post someone I can catch up on? I missed most of yesterday. thx, M |
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#4
12-21-2006, 07:46 PM
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Re: Never Trust Anyone
Hi everyone,
I heard you were all talking about me in a manner of speaking and I felt that it was time to clear the air. I am the huggle master. It concerns me deeply to learn of Brandi's sad tale of woe, not because I am sympathetic towards the little skeez, but because I coined the term "huggle" and moreover, copywrighted the "penis on the back" move. Captain Tom now owes me royalties for employing this move without my written, expressed permission. As for Brandi, I would be happy to sponsor her, and stake her in various tournaments, but for this I will require no less than 3 huggle sessions, 2 handjobs, 1 anal session and her turning over her bankroll to me to hold. Uhm, for safekeeping, of course. You never know what sort of mean evil poker players there are out there, and 12K is an awful lot of money for a strip-er, nice girl like her to be hauling around. I mean, my stars - if she were frisked by the police, they might mistake her for a prostitute. I know after reading the accounts of her last couple of years I sure drew that conclusion. Zing! Anytime any of you want to huggle, you know where to come. I love you all, ~Huggles |
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#5
12-21-2006, 07:52 PM
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Re: Never Trust Anyone
only blackjack777 can make a gimmick account THIS bad...
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12-21-2006, 07:52 PM
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I hate to say it, since I think he's a prik, but I think [censored] should be allowed to moderate this thread. Mass culling of horrible gimmick accounts anyone?
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12-21-2006, 07:55 PM
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Re: Never Trust Anyone
I swear this isn't a gimmick account. I created my 1st account as Brandi's nipple, called one guy a name because he told me to retire my account and was banned. ok, no problem - no more name calling.
Seems a touch disproportionate that Brandi can come on here and write a 3000 word dissertation slandering some poker pros, yet I call one guy a pg-13 name and get the axe for it. I'm guessing if I had perkier nipples I would have been allowed to stay. Hrm...now that I feel around, they really are quite perky. I think I'll go huggle myself. |
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12-21-2006, 07:57 PM
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I think I'll go huggle myself. [/ QUOTE ] Ok, then after that, kill yourself, k thx. |
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12-21-2006, 06:07 PM
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Re: Never Trust Anyone
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[ QUOTE ] HARK! AM I TOO LATE?!?! [/ QUOTE ] god you people suck at gimmicks. i think it's time to go back to FCP or NWP or POG or whereever the [censored] most of you came from. [/ QUOTE ] Keep Honking I'm Reloading |
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