Does anyone have a Secret clearance? (Jessica Biel butt cheeks inside)

goldtoes · #1 08-31-2007, 11:36 AM

yo, i'm going to have to get a secret clearance for a job in D.C. and i just had a few questions

so pm me if you has a secret clearance

most likely no one does because everyone in BBV4lyfe is a stoner...

but just to make this thread a true BBV thread:

Membrate · #2 08-31-2007, 11:43 AM

OT - Awesome film
OT - Jessica Biel blows my mind

Bai

BigPoppa · #3 08-31-2007, 11:57 AM

I had a Top Secret clearance in the Navy, but that was a very long time ago. I was a kid so had no dark past to cover up.

When they took out my wisdom teeth, I was wide [censored] awake. Apparently, I couldn't be put under without an armed guard in the room. Took weeks for the sound of cracking teeth to leave my brain.

igetjokes · #4 09-01-2007, 01:59 AM

My Secret clearance is still current, even 3 years after I discharged from Army. They last for 5 years in Australia.

I was wide awake when I had my wisdom teeth out too Poppa, for no other reason than Army dentists are wankers lol. They very kindly gave me a chit for 1 day with no PT, and then back to work like normal.

edfurlong · #5 09-01-2007, 02:11 AM

I had secret clearance to your mom and now I'm your dad but don't ask me to buy you anything because you're a bastard.

keikiwai · #6 09-01-2007, 02:13 AM

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I had secret clearance to your mom and now I'm your dad but don't ask me to buy you anything because you're a bastard.

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you lay your game like a concrete slab

edfurlong · #7 09-01-2007, 02:14 AM

HORRAY

eastern motors · #8 09-01-2007, 02:17 AM

To answer your obvious question, don't admit to buying drugs or smoking pot more than 10 times.

Sayitloudernow · #9 09-01-2007, 02:28 AM

1-stoner
2-have SBU clearance.