Weed Brownie ?

[Fubster]

Weed brownie story: 4th of July party 2 years back. Lots of people chilling, drinking, blowing things up etc. so towards the end of the night we eat these weed brownies. My friend eats like [censored] five brownies and then chills on my couch watching entourage. I ask if he's going home, he says "yeah, I'm fine". So I go with that, and head to my room.

Later that morning around 10am-ish someone is knocking on my my window asking to be let in. I go to the alley door and there is my friend, standing there in a bathing suit and a hawaiian shirt. he has never owned, and does not currently own, a hawaiian shirt fwiw. He left my house in like, basketball shorts and a t-shirt. I unlock the door, let him in, thinking "lol wut" and go back to sleep.

I wake up around 1-ish and he's gone. I call him up and he has absolutely no idea wtf I'm talking about when i tell him what he did.

"bro i don't even own a hawaiian shirt"

of course other people at my house from the party heard him come in, and the door was unlocked from me letting him in so it wasn't just me.

cliffnotes: ~5 weed brownies is the magic number if you want to go on crazy [censored]-up adventures all night long, lose your clothes, and sort of disappear into the night.