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Old 11-25-2007, 10:41 PM
The Man The Man is offline
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Default Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?

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1) cried on FOUR different occasions during the last harry potter book.

2) cried during the movie ELF

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#1 has to be one of the most heinous acts ever commited by a male adult

#2 is one of the funniest sentences I've ever read on 2+2

Everything else seems legit or somewhat excusable.
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Old 11-25-2007, 10:49 PM
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Default Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?

1) cried on FOUR different occasions during the last harry potter book.

Ridiculous and weird for a grown man.

2) cried during the movie ELF

Ridiculous and weird for a grown man.

3) during my last HS wrestling match i was losing and i cried. not because i was losing, but because i was in my last wrestling match.

Meh, pretty weird, its just wrestling and you could always do it after high school. Not as bad as the others tho.

4) cried when GWB was re-elected.

Wtf?

5) recently cried during gone baby gone.

Ridiculous and weird for a grown man.

6) was recently dating a dancer, or i thought i was anyways. turns out she had a boyfriend and she was using me. shocker here, i cried. twice.

Not a huge deal imo
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Old 11-25-2007, 10:49 PM
Bulletproof Monk Bulletproof Monk is offline
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Default Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?

i should point out that i havent seen/read 'gone baby gone' or know what that is
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Old 11-25-2007, 10:52 PM
RED FACE RED FACE is offline
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Default Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?

Cop talk from the movies...

cop 1: I think I'm a 90's man.
cop 2: Why is that?
cop 1: I cried in bed last night.
cop 2: Were you with a woman?
cop 1: No, why do you think I was crying?
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Old 11-25-2007, 10:56 PM
It's Brandt It's Brandt is offline
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Default Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?

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If someone wants to resize this, I'll do it. Or, even better, if someone can find one of Brandt trying to cry.

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Hey now.
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Old 11-25-2007, 11:11 PM
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Default Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?

You really do have some form of issue. It wouldn't be such a bad idea to talk to someone.
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Old 11-25-2007, 11:14 PM
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Default Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?

Did you cry when you watched "The Notebook"?
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Old 11-25-2007, 11:23 PM
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Default Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?

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Crying is a form of weakness, even if by yourself. Be a man and suck it up. There are certain situations/events in your life where crying for a man can be justified. The ones you listed are not justifiable.....well maybe #4


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No, crying is merely an emotional release. Not being able to use it effectively is a weakness.

OTOH, the OP is overdoing it IMO.
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Old 11-25-2007, 11:28 PM
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Default Re: i cry a massive amount. should i seek professional help?

Dude,

I think you may need to transition out of your group of old high school friends and into a group of mature people who don't think it's hilarious to rag on you anytime you transgress their petty macho social norms.
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Old 11-25-2007, 11:29 PM
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The average adult male cries 1.4 times per month. Are you significantly above this?

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BS. Garuanteed they took their subjects from a gay bar or France.

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Nah, it's just that it's average not median. Averages are crap for stuff like this. If 95% of guys never cry and 5% of guys cry once a day, you get an average of 1.52. Spread it out a bit and that average starts to look realistic.
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