lol creepy playmoney donks

yellowjack · #1 03-24-2007, 10:42 PM

Backstory:

I've been playing $10/$20 minbet 6-max until Party was shutdown. I withdrew my monies in September to focus on school and not try to grind the tougher games. During the past week I'd been bored and played for play money on FTP.

I call with the nutlow in some L08B 3-way pot and it gets noticed. The following chat follows (edited so that it's easier to read):

cyborgatakk: nice hand..nut low nut high.. never seen that
xdestroyerx: lol. almost back to 5-10. cya
xdestroyerx: hahaha ur horrible dude. stay here and ur going broke

Yes, he's telling me he's going to make me go PLAYMONEY BUSTO!

cyborgatakk: who me?
xdestroyerx: the fish next to u
YellowJack: ok man
xdestroyerx: ty fish
YellowJack: lol playmoney trashtalking
xdestroyerx: put 1k up and talk big baller
YellowJack: you have real money on this site?
xdestroyerx: i can get it transferred within minutes
YellowJack: hahaha ok, says the guy who has over a million on this site
xdestroyerx: i play with boosted j all the time
YellowJack: "yeah i play for play money in my free time"
xdestroyerx: u broke joke, yeah. put 1k up then talk to me, u broke joke
YellowJack: ill get a friend to send me some money, just a sec
xdestroyerx: minimum 1k and no bs
xdestroyerx: u think im just saying that

I search the 2p2 forums and come up with this and this

YellowJack: hahahahaa xdestroyerx
YellowJack: all you do is rail the big games on ftp
xdestroyerx: yeah ur right
YellowJack: i like your philosophy on PLO
xdestroyerx: hahaha ur last to act, nut low, and just call
YellowJack: youre dodging me
YellowJack: all you do is rail the big games
xdestroyerx: nut hi and nut low
YellowJack: you dont play witih booosted j. you lying %##%
xdestroyerx: hahahahaa
xdestroyerx: i play live with him, ask him.
xdestroyerx: he lives in orlando, friend of mine

Yeah this is starting to creep me out too. If he does have a micro-stakes account though, I should be able to entice him to play for his roll though. So I continue with that in mind, and get Newtown to ship me $2k he has lying around in his Neteller account

YellowJack: he prob has obs chat turned off, and youre the one claiming to play high stakes
xdestroyerx: he leaves it on
xdestroyerx: i dont play that high, i play 2-4 5-10 ask him
YellowJack: god you talk so much %@%!
YellowJack: yet you play for play money, and dont have any money on this site
xdestroyerx: ask him, he transfers me the money and i pay him the cash
YellowJack: ok man
xdestroyerx: i took it all off when there were problems
YellowJack: get him to transfer it to you now while i ge ta friend to send me money
YellowJack: you get the money too, ill play you but youre the one claiming to play high
YellowJack: then do it and stop claiming to know him well?
xdestroyerx: ask him and leave me alone
xdestroyerx: we just went to the shooting range last week
xdestroyerx: we might open jewelry store together also
xdestroyerx: dont listen to me, ask him
xdestroyerx: im his jeweler also
xdestroyerx: i have a rolex waiting for him here to buy, no bs. thats how i met him
xdestroyerx: but i lie, so ask him and see if he dont tell u the exact same
YellowJack: the burden of proof is on me...ok
YellowJack: typical
xdestroyerx: ask him. drop it until u ask him
xdestroyerx: adios. ask him and feel stupid.
xdestroyerx: then get back to me

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Ugh, full tilt does not process neteller transfers fast enough. Eventually I get the $2k, but I am busy for the next while. I search some on google and find more of him railbirding FTP high stakes games. A few days later I log into FTP and lo and behold, he's there. I rally some of my local 2p2ers on IRC, sit at a $15/$30 LHE/L08B table, and get on the play money table. He's irritated enough with me a few minutes later and gets $300 on. I ask him what happened with the min $1k freezeout and he dodges. Unfortunately all he will play is $1/$2 NLHE, and the peeps on IRC are waiting so I join.

Surprisingly, the match lasted 30 minutes until this happened:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2056099106: Table Sari (heads up) - $1/$2 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:05:47 ET - 2007/03/24
Seat 1: xdestroyerx ($221.90)
Seat 2: YellowJack ($308)
xdestroyerx posts the small blind of $1
YellowJack posts the big blind of $2
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to YellowJack [Qc Th]
xdestroyerx raises to $6
YellowJack calls $4
*** FLOP *** [5c 7s Qs]
YellowJack checks
xdestroyerx bets $12
YellowJack calls $12
*** TURN *** [5c 7s Qs] [Tc]
YellowJack has 15 seconds left to act
YellowJack bets $25
xdestroyerx has 15 seconds left to act
xdestroyerx raises to $203.90, and is all in
YellowJack calls $178.90
xdestroyerx shows [5s 4h]
YellowJack shows [Qc Th]
xdestroyerx: lol
*** RIVER *** [5c 7s Qs Tc] [Qh]
xdestroyerx shows two pair, Queens and Fives
YellowJack shows a full house, Queens full of Tens
YellowJack wins the pot ($443.30) with a full house, Queens full of Tens
xdestroyerx is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $443.80 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5c 7s Qs Tc Qh]
Seat 1: xdestroyerx (small blind) showed [5s 4h] and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives
Seat 2: YellowJack (big blind) showed [Qc Th] and won ($443.30) with a full house, Queens full of Tens

YellowJack: time to reload
xdestroyerx: gift u queer
xdestroyerx: im done this is too boring
YellowJack: wtf, real money!
xdestroyerx: yeah, bored
YellowJack: go back to your play money then you railbird
[b]xdestroyerx: hahahha when ur worth 2 million come talk to me[%2