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Old 10-24-2007, 07:00 PM
tedfurlong tedfurlong is offline
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

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thoughts?

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New age retard [censored]?
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:15 PM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

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New age retard [censored]?

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you havent' heard that if you get sick you should rest and fast or eat very light?
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Old 10-24-2007, 08:17 PM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

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no. digestion takes up a lot of our energy, but if digestion stopped, we wouldn't suddenly use that 50% energy for "healing ourselves", it would just not be used for anything.

in the other thread, there was a quote that near life tilted me from the Taoist book, saying that if we stop eating, our digestive enzymes are freed up from digesting and can instead be used to break down toxins.... an enzyme does one and only one thing.

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ok, how about if you stop jerkin it, will your hair grow back and your mental energy will make you a genius (a la george from seinfeld) ?
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Old 10-24-2007, 09:39 PM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

bladder infection and or urinary infection could definitely be in your future
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:15 AM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

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no. digestion takes up a lot of our energy, but if digestion stopped, we wouldn't suddenly use that 50% energy for "healing ourselves", it would just not be used for anything.

in the other thread, there was a quote that near life tilted me from the Taoist book, saying that if we stop eating, our digestive enzymes are freed up from digesting and can instead be used to break down toxins.... an enzyme does one and only one thing.

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ok, how about if you stop jerkin it, will your hair grow back and your mental energy will make you a genius (a la george from seinfeld) ?

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this is false. it is a known fact that every genius wanks off a ton. not having sex seems to improve mental energy though.
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Old 10-25-2007, 03:38 AM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

OP,
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Old 10-25-2007, 04:16 AM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

If you don't eat, where is this energy that's going to revolutionize your life going to come from? Karma calories? You really think your body has got lots of energy but that it's just holding out on you?
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Old 10-25-2007, 06:56 AM
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Default Re: about to colon cleanse - what\'s gonna happen to me?

I have found drinking black coffee to be more than a sufficient colon cleanser.
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Old 10-25-2007, 09:59 AM
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If you don't eat, where is this energy that's going to revolutionize your life going to come from? Karma calories? You really think your body has got lots of energy but that it's just holding out on you?

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it's well known that when (healthy) people go into starvation mode they get horny and have sex like crazy. go figure.
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Old 10-25-2007, 10:07 AM
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I have found drinking black coffee to be more than a sufficient colon cleanser.

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do you shove it up there hot or let it cool off first.
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