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08-21-2007, 02:21 AM
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Little League World Series Sponsored by Denny\'s/Coors/KKK
If you are bored this weekend, play a fun drinking game while watching the Little League World Series. Watch some games involving the American teams and take a drink anytime a white kid named Tanner, Kyle, Cody, or Brock comes to bat. You will make Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas seem like a lightweight. There is not one minority of any kind on any of these teams. And no kids named Mike, Steve, or Chris. At what point is Al Sharpton going to get involved here? Is there some fantasy land in these suburbs where only white people roam and nobody points out how [censored] retarded these names are? Tanner? Seriously? What man with balls calls his son Tanner? Hey-sus.
I can picture these kids in there shiny uniforms practicing all Saturday and giving each other lame high-fives. They leave and the poor Mexican kids in the neighbourhood named Juan, Jose, and Jesus come to the field and hit some 350 foot homeruns while all the Tanners head off to Ben and Jerry's thinking they are hot [censored] because Daddy can afford the $$$ to send them to Willamsburg. To top it off, one of the teams is from Coon Rapids, Minnesota. I heard Honkeytown, Wisconsin got eliminated in the regionals. |
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#2
08-21-2007, 02:23 AM
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Re: Little League World Series Sponsored by Denny\'s/Coors/KKK
ok this post definitely sucks, i am going to wait for responses to gauge how much it in fact sucks and how much i am going to make fun of you / punish you / etc.
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08-21-2007, 02:26 AM
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Re: Little League World Series Sponsored by Denny\'s/Coors/KKK
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If you are bored this weekend, play a fun drinking game while watching the Little League World Series. Watch some games involving the American teams and take a drink anytime a white kid named Tanner, Kyle, Cody, or Brock comes to bat. You will make Nick Cage in Leaving Las Vegas seem like a lightweight. There is not one minority of any kind on any of these teams. And no kids named Mike, Steve, or Chris. At what point is Al Sharpton going to get involved here? Is there some fantasy land in these suburbs where only white people roam and nobody points out how [censored] retarded these names are? Tanner? Seriously? What man with balls calls his son Tanner? Hey-sus. I can picture these kids in there shiny uniforms practicing all Saturday and giving each other lame high-fives. They leave and the poor Mexican kids in the neighbourhood named Juan, Jose, and Jesus come to the field and hit some 350 foot homeruns while all the Tanners head off to Ben and Jerry's thinking they are hot [censored] because Daddy can afford the $$$ to send them to Willamsburg. To top it off, one of the teams is from Coon Rapids, Minnesota. I heard Honkeytown, Wisconsin got eliminated in the regionals. [/ QUOTE ] Very few black kids play youth ball and it's now being reflected in the % of black guys in the majors -- it's at a 25 year low -- 8% of the MLB is black. As for Latin kids -- the latin explosion has been confined mainly to cities where access to youth ball is not widespread. Or were you trying to be funny? |
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#4
08-21-2007, 02:30 AM
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Re: Little League World Series Sponsored by Denny\'s/Coors/KKK
ok here is my preliminary assessment
[x] wrong forum [x] not all that accurate since the LLWS has teams from like curacao and japan and [censored] [ ] is funny [ ] makes sense [x] uses inflammatory crap about the KKK [x] makes fun of peoples' names in unimaginative ways what else |
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08-21-2007, 02:33 AM
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Re: Little League World Series Sponsored by Denny\'s/Coors/KKK
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[ QUOTE ] WTF. Wasn't Tanner the SS on the Bad News Bears? [/ QUOTE ] [x] makes fun of third most badass kid on BNB [/ QUOTE ] Lol! |
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#8
08-21-2007, 02:35 AM
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Re: Little League World Series Sponsored by Denny\'s/Coors/KKK
It seems like this guy is just trying out a crappy stand up bit for amateur night at his local pub.
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08-21-2007, 02:43 AM
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Re: Little League World Series Sponsored by Denny\'s/Coors/KKK
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ok this post definitely sucks, i am going to wait for responses to gauge how much it in fact sucks and how much i am going to make fun of you / punish you / etc. [/ QUOTE ] Punish his ass off. |
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08-21-2007, 02:43 AM
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Re: Little League World Series Sponsored by Denny\'s/Coors/KKK
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] WTF. Wasn't Tanner the SS on the Bad News Bears? [/ QUOTE ] [x] makes fun of third most badass kid on BNB [/ QUOTE ] Lol! [/ QUOTE ] |
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